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According to the christian fantasy book “the bible”, today’s the day the cult leader at the time, Jesus, realized he wasn’t dead after being crusified 3 days ago

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Karl@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
You could just say “According to the Bible, today Jesus resurrected after being dead for 3 days”

Trying hard to offend people, are we?

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- hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  Claiming the dude was resurrected from dead after 3 days dead is a bold claim
  
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  - Karl@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    Doesn’t matter? If u don’t believe in it, just adding an “According to the Bible, …” in thr beginning would have been enough.
    
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