Unarmed? Got a 9 in the closet, “just in case” of whatever the fuck. Don’t know if it’s loaded? Maybe grandpa’s rusty 12-gauge is floating around somewhere?

Too. Fucking. Late.

Been screaming for years that this day was coming. And all the while Democrats, “gUnS Bad, KiLl kiDs!” Well, now you can get in on the “killed” side! But hey, at least you can die in a pool of blood while keeping your morals intact!

“But if I fight back I may DIE!”

Yes. That happens when you fight for your life, sometimes you lose. I’ll die with my boots on, please and thank you.