Tell that to the swat team raiding you because ai confused you with a mass murderer or something worse.
ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world 1 week ago
No one will ever know my Cajun ass ancestors are from France and that I have the gene where you’re urethra is so damn wide, you can pass the child yourself if you had to.
I encourage hostile governments (including my own) to study my DNA. It’ll ruin morale. Balls so big, they have a tenuous atmosphere and a measurable time dilation effect.
RepleteLocum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I live in Louisiana. The police don’t come for a few hours even if you call 911. If someone swats me, it might take 5 days before someone gets around to it. And I have a nice machete so they’ll probably just file it under “suspect had left the scene” and enjoy some overtime pay.
DesolateMood@lemm.ee 1 week ago
I’m sorry, the what gene?
ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world 1 week ago
There’s an episode of King of the Hill where everyone finds our Hank has a narrow urethra. And his dad says, “I ain’t got a narrow ureetee. Mine’s so damn wide I could pass the child myself if I had to.”
Or something to that effect.