Genetic sharing site openSNP to shut down, citing concerns of data privacy and 'rise in authoritarian governments'

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• ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No one will ever know my Cajun ass ancestors are from France and that I have the gene where you’re urethra is so damn wide, you can pass the child yourself if you had to.

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  I encourage hostile governments (including my own) to study my DNA. It’ll ruin morale. Balls so big, they have a tenuous atmosphere and a measurable time dilation effect.

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  • DesolateMood@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m sorry, the what gene?

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    • ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There’s an episode of King of the Hill where everyone finds our Hank has a narrow urethra. And his dad says, “I ain’t got a narrow ureetee. Mine’s so damn wide I could pass the child myself if I had to.”

      Or something to that effect.

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  • RepleteLocum@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Tell that to the swat team raiding you because ai confused you with a mass murderer or something worse.

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    • ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I live in Louisiana. The police don’t come for a few hours even if you call 911. If someone swats me, it might take 5 days before someone gets around to it. And I have a nice machete so they’ll probably just file it under “suspect had left the scene” and enjoy some overtime pay.

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