Comment on YSK that if you lose your Social Security Card (USA) more than 10 times, the Social Security Administration will have to, by law, refuse to issue anymore replacement cards, for the rest of your life.

awesomesauce309@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• LlilL@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I don’t think that what they meant by horcruxes.

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  • awesomesauce309@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You made me think I left a word in. I was trying to figure out the wording to say I would hide them like horcruxes for a while.

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• IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  We should have a new rule: He/She who holds all 11 Social Security cards at age 35, without losing any of them, get a chance to become US president for 8 years, immune to impeachments. Every 8 years, all holders of all 11 Social Security cards between the age of 35 and 43 get locked in a room with all their cards and there will be a fight to see who can steal the most Social Security cards while keeping all their 11.

  Whoever lose all their cards have to be punished: They will have to work at the IRS for the rest of their life (well unless they get too old, then they can get to leave). 🙃

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  • nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This is definitely better than the electoral college.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Dude I’ve got plastic baggies those cards are going in nature’s pocket

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