We need to think of some then!
How about:
“On average, the chances of you dying in the next week are only .1%, so buck up!”
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OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 2 weeks agoComforting people with your voice is a form of magic and atheists don’t believe in magic, so they haven’t developed any incantations.
realitista@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Probably wouldn’t work very well if you’re talking to a terminal patient
realitista@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Would have to redo the math for sure.
Rusty@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
This actually sounds great.
blackris@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Nah, comforting people is a form of social interaction. We are social animals and that helps us to survive bad situations. No magic in that.
OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
Social interaction is magic. You have an organ for creating special waves that transmit your thoughts into other people’s heads? That’s just telepathy. Language is a superpower. And it only works because everyone believes a bunch of vibrating air molecules can have meaning, which is some spiritual woo-woo.
sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
“I things are bad now, but I can 100% guarantee you won’t got to Hell when you die.”