Me on my way to vandalize a tesla
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9tr6gyp3@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Im sure the only way you could get away with it is if you:
- Do it at night so that nobody innocent is there
- Do not take any cell phone or anything electronic tbh
- Wear clothing that covers your hair, skin, and anything distinctive on your body
- Wear shoes/clothes that are very common and not unique, and bought at a thrift store with cash
- use items that are common and not purchased with any credit/debit/tap cards, or purchased some time ago and not recently
- put rocks in your shoes to change up your walking/running gait
- avoid looking at any cameras dead on
- be quick to reduce exposure time
- plan multiple entrance and escape paths
- dont drive anywhere near that location leading up to the night
- dont have anyone drop you off
- avoid letting cameras see you on your way there
- dont tell anyone about it, not even anonymously on the internet
But im sure even that isn’t enough
Grimy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Teslas have also have [their own 360° array of cameras](notateslaapp.com/…/tesla-guide-number-of-cameras-…} that may or may not be active and recording even when they’re parked.
9tr6gyp3@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Thats why you would have to remove/hide anything unique about you
Bunbury@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
dont leave anything behind (especially anything from your own body) That line reminded that I heard at some point that it’s not uncommon for burglars to leave behind a pile of their own poop in a place they broke into. Don’t quite recall the explanation, but I think it was something about adrenaline and fight or flight. Can’t find the source right now but if I do I’ll post it.
don_kiedyck@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Voice of experience, I take it?
Brylant@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
That’s why bikes are the most cyberpunk means of transport
9tr6gyp3@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah but you would definitely have to dispose of it afterwards