I pity you for seeing every interaction as a competition. Your life must be miserable. But not as miserable as everyone around you.
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dojiecat@lemm.ee 1 day agoOh man, you got me there. Why can’t you? 🥺
otto@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
dojiecat@lemm.ee 13 hours ago
Not really bcuz I win every competition I enter. Just ask those 200 hotdogs I ate the other day in one sitting. In my kitchen, not at a fair. I challenged myself! ᕙ( * •̀ ᗜ •́ * )ᕗ
nilclass@discuss.tchncs.de 21 hours ago
Ah, coffee, the drink that famously makes people chill! 🙃
dojiecat@lemm.ee 13 hours ago
The trick is to drink enough of it you blur through the jitters straight into calm! Kind of like a hurricane, but so much more damaging to ur inside jellies. 😎