Plot twist: The stains are on the other side…
Comment on The eyes creep me out. Even I wouldnt be able to focus on the job
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 5 days ago
There’s a suspicious lack of cum staining.
over_clox@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
That’s what I said before they threw me off Air Force One in 1996!
morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 5 days ago
it’s because a bird collects them… a Swallow 😬