Dear brother in Christ I appreciate your generosity, is it a Siamese cat? I have allergies and my graphics card and the graphics card helps to clear the hair.
I can mail you a brand new cat. Good enough?
BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 1 month ago
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No Siamese. Just some mongrel off the streets.
BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 1 month ago
May you be blessed for your generosity on this day! I would love to receive your cat, however in my village there is a small fee for the postage of the animals. I am, of course, willing to cover the fee - however it must be sent to the village post centre by Western Union transfer by the sender. If you send the $3500 I will reimburse you.
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh no! Sadly, I cannot. Maybe go grab another kitty from the shelter. Good luck!
lambalicious@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Careful! Might be a bobcat.
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ssssshhhh…