Comment on Amazon boss Jeff Bezos could face prison over knife sales to children
rumba@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
0.00000000000% Chance.
He’d buy the Judge, the Jury, the Courthouse, The News.
More likely, it’ll become retroactively legal to sell katanas to newborns.
friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He doesn’t have to. He already paid off Trump, who will pardon him.