Comment on Adding Canada to the US would drastically increase the number of awesome people in the country.
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I know you mean well, but I think a lot of awesome people would die to leave Americans tied to trees with their penises in their mouths.
I would.
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Pretty graphic. You should try to be a little more distinguishing, though. Plenty of Americans are just normal people and I bet if I took a look under the hood of your government I’d find some not so savory stuff.
Sorolainen@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
It’s really not that the Canadian government is necessarily any good or even better than the one in the USA. But in case of an invasion there would be a war going on and violent deaths would be expected. Although the part with penises in mouths would most likely constitute a warcrime.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
Not the first time.
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 2 days ago
If anyone thinks Americans won’t be fighting on the side of Canada they will be pleasantly surprised. The whole north east is on your side and you don’t even know it.