I cannot wait for the day this Iowa school district actually reads the Bible and has to ban it for that verse(s):

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. (Ezekiel 23:20)

No getting around the fact that the verse is pretty sexual since the majority of people probably will immediately assume it’s about a woman wanting sex. I cannot say whether it is or not, but I know I immediately jump to that conclusion.