take the blue pill, self-destruct: sign back up for facebook, make a tiktok account. Always carry the newest iphone and a stock android phone on your person. Post live photos on instagram of where you are and what you are doing multiple times a day. Sign up for X. Buy a blue checkmark. Live-tweet your fight against constipation. You have nothing to hide if everyone already knows everything about you.
kabi@lemm.ee 6 months ago
take the blue pill, self-destruct: sign back up for facebook, make a tiktok account. Always carry the newest iphone and a stock android phone on your person. Post live photos on instagram of where you are and what you are doing multiple times a day. Sign up for X. Buy a blue checkmark. Live-tweet your fight against constipation. You have nothing to hide if everyone already knows everything about you.
GooseFinger@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Reading this literally made me feel a little queasy.
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
We Want Your Soul
QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 6 months ago
Can’t believe I didn’t know about this gem
psyklax@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
You do you.