German here.

Oh no, nobody could have guessed! I’m shocked! 🤡

It’s not that the CDU is run by a massive asshole (it’s the cherry on top). It’s that there’s not much besides. The SPD is run by an idiot not realizing how unpopular or even disliked he is. I rather like the green party, but they have shown time after time that they aren’t able to communicate. The rest… Oh my.