Shit, I’m sorry, I didn’t even say please. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE HELP! I’ve tried and failed, and more and more, I think the answer is Asus was full of shit and I need to be a better consumer. I know I’m not the only one, based on my searches, but they all died. It might be a conspiracy. Shit man, I might be next. Please help me fix my slow charging brick so we can get dank pika memes back on Lemmy.

THANKS!