Comment on Trump confirms plan to declare national emergency, use military for mass deportations
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 1 month agoMaybe that’s his plan. He doesn’t like the prenup and wants to marry that ghoul Loomer so he’s doing this to get her deported and the marriage annulled. Then he’ll use government money to put on a huge wedding and try to have a baby immediately. Everyone knows if you’re president when you have a kid the government is on the hook for support. Unlimited money!!!
It’s 12-D chess!!!1!
CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I seriously doubt Diaper Don even knows the rules to regular chess.
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Spoken like a person who doesn’t even know how to get their kid unlimited money. You’re just mad that you can’t marry that perfect ball of plastic surgery and hatred.
CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Aww c’mon man, Ann Coulter is still single. I’ve got a chance.
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 1 month ago
God damn. It’s not often something online can make me laugh so hard I nearly fall off my couch sober. My only regret is that I have but one upvote to give.