Comment on ‘Do not pet’: Why are robot dogs patrolling Mar-A-Lago?
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 hours ago
Coo at them. Pet them. Call them a good doggie. Drop a treat on them, all in defiance.
Comment on ‘Do not pet’: Why are robot dogs patrolling Mar-A-Lago?
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 hours ago
Coo at them. Pet them. Call them a good doggie. Drop a treat on them, all in defiance.
jagged_circle@feddit.nl 18 hours ago
That’s a unique approach to suicide-by-cop
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 hours ago
The ones at Mar-A-Lago are unarmed.
My approach to the armed ones, particularly the tazer-equipped ones used by some US law enforcement departments, would be very different.
jagged_circle@feddit.nl 17 hours ago
They are also not autonomous. They have armed secret service agents very nearby. If the sensors on the dog alert them, trigger happy armed guards will come.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Joke’s on them, I won the robot dogs over with my pets and can turn the sentry turrets against the guards.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 hours ago
That’s assuming I actually look like a threat, rather than someone infatuated with the weird robot dog.
It’s a golf park full of rich old people. I bet the dog-hecklers will come dozens per hour.