If they ever ask about me, tell them I was more than just a great set of boobs. I was also an incredible pair of legs. And tell them… tell them that I never turned down a friend. I… never turned down a stranger for that matter.

• Cassandra Peterson as Elvira

It costs a lot of money to look this cheap

• Dolly Parton as herself

Granted, those aren’t that representative of them, but they’re still both great lines 😁