Your move, Blizzard and Bethesda. This is the boss fight we need.
Comment on How many squirrels do you think you could take in a fight to the death?
crawancon@lemm.ee 1 week ago
I would use my human strengths and lure them out in waves by speed walking/jogging into middle of fields or similar open areas. regardless I would get them away from trees or other things they could use to jump down onto me. once I level their attacks to the ground, there I would kick and stomp my way to an endurant victory as they’d surely use some energy to escape where hopeful other predators are there to claim there symbiotic prize.
This strategy would likely work against 10-20 at a time. a few waves of them before I am cut down. guessing / hoping for 100 but probably only make it to 50.
if I really got into a squirrel stomping rhythm I bet I could get triple digits.
ok I’ve now given too much thought to this today.
folekaule@lemmy.world 1 week ago
damniticant@lemmy.world 1 week ago
So basically you’d kite the squirrel mobs
masterspace@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
And you said getting blisters from geometry wars was a sign I had a problem. Well who wasted their youth now mom!?