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11111one11111@lemmy.world 3 weeks agoWin 11 Enterprise AND Adobe Creative Suite?!?!
Are you fuckin Austin Powersing me right now?! You ponies up to the table, see me cheat my way out of an all but certain bust cuz I like to live dangerously ^careless ^and ^wreckless
The whole internet sees you showing your fucking 5 of Adobe and Win Expensive Edition
We ALL know you have at most 16GBs** of RAM in your hand to run Adobe, CoPilot and bloatware with a dash of OS so your home desktop remote corporate data miner can allow for security breaches to make it look like they aren’t the ones stealing your everything.
Then as we all wait for your hit, YOU FUCKING STAY. With out even flinching. You’re just like yeah I know windows and Adobe will profit off of every button I click but it’s only at the expense of every functional purpose for owning a computer.
As the spanish say, Tooooooshea senior, Toooooooshea. You must run your workshops with the tightest butthole to keep any data from leaking. I salute you🫡
Footnotes: **cuz of the 5 from the A.P. clip, get it lol most you’d have face down is an ace so best hand he could have is 16. The amount of GB almost everyone had before you needed $8k pc’s to play minesweep. Lol Thought that witty little turn of logic but was too subtly brilliant to let it go over anyone’s head.
HelixDab2@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
First - Win 11 IoT Enterprise LTSC is not a consumer version. It’s about as locked down as you can get. It doesn’t even have drivers for the ethernet on your mobo out of the box; you better have already downloaded those. (Yes, I’m serious. It’s about Also, it’s pirated, since it’s not available to consumers at all; Microsoft doesn’t want to let consumers have the Enterprise versions of Windows because that’s no longer software-as-service. And the LTSC? That shit’s going to keep getting security updates–but no ‘feature’ updates, at all, ever–for at least 10 years.
Second - I don’t pay for Adobe, but I have to use it in my job. I’ve limited as much of it as I can, and CC doesn’t start up by default, but yeah, if you work in the commercial arts fields, you simply don’t have any serious options that aren’t Adobe, and yeah, they’re going to bleed you dry. But, as i said, i’m not the one paying. My workplace has a license that allows two seats, and I’m literally the only person there that knows how to use any of it–or even has the password to the Adobe account–so I just use the work license to put it on my home PC.