Vladkar

@Vladkar@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Back to mother⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Seriously, I went to Kohl’s yesterday and got two pairs of jeans, two shirts, and a pack of socks. The total was over $200 USD, and that includes sales.

  I ended up returning the jeans and socks. If I were a fish I wouldn’t have legs anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Crazy Taxi title will be an open-world, massively multiplayer AAA game, according to Sega⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Surely this AAA-budget live service game with a terrible premise won’t faceplant immediately and force us to close the studio…but let’s make it an MMO, just to be safe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The probability of losing your life to a cosmic ray bit-flip is increasing daily⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re a fallacious gambler, maybe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dotnet developer⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember when Nintendo was panned for the name “Wii U”, and Microsoft saw that and said “hold my beer”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take a look.⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  B̶U̶T̶T̶E̶R̶FLY IN THE SKY

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #2887: Minnesota⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There are too many lakes in Minnesota. Sometimes you’ve got to squeeze out the excess moisture to prevent mold.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vintage Story - v1.19.0 Update is Out Now⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Man, I’m the complete opposite. I find it suffers from the same problem that most of these survivalcraft games do — once you make it past the initial challenge, there isn’t much left to do besides decorate.

  I’d really like to see some escalating challenge after you’ve established a base. Progressively difficult raids, bosses to conquer, deeper and darker dungeons. Something of that nature. The temporal storms are a good start, but after a while they become more of a nuisance than an actual threat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BDSM⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  An elegant weapon, for a more… civilized age

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nowhere is safe⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that sleep mask. What dreams of chronic and sustained productivity?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bethesda hired a Skyrim modder to create the "lighting and clutter" in Starfield⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  There are those of us who finished highschool, graduated college, and got a career in the games industry since Skyrim was released. I’m sure there are plenty of developers who cut their teeth on Skyrim mods now working for Bethesda.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Um, ackshually, Tolkien makes no distinction between orcs and goblins, and Uruk-hai just means “Orc-folk” in Black Speech.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Starfield players create famous faces in-game, and a Todd Howard flashlight⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I always end up with some kind of potato man that looks worse than the presets, then immediately put a helmet on that never comes off.