Beehaw_Girl

ACME

Meep-meep!

We would riot if rioting didn’t have such dire consequences.

Maybe secretly after dark coyotes have consequences for murdering our housepets without a hunting license. Coyote law enforcement swoops in and puts murderous coyotes in prison. “Sorry son,” says coyote police to murderous coyote, “you should’ve gotten your meals from grocery stores & restaurants like law-abiding coyotes do. Hunting suburban backyards for chewy domesticated furballs is illegal in our civilized society.”

Because my ankle hurts.

Ok I edited the post to highlight the weird ai glitch.

Okay I edited the post to highlight the funny part

Hey my instance severely limits which communities I can view & post in. “Rant” was most suitable of my limited options.

I don’t mean to brag, but I can effortlessly walk right through spiderwebs & destroy them.

As I age and my eyes get worse, I misread your title as “Fornication of Gravestars” and boy did that sound unusual & interesting, had to click to see what that was all about 🤣