SanctimoniousApe

@SanctimoniousApe@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe we were too quick to dismiss DLSS 5?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Wax on, wacks off.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google gives Android users a way to install unverified apps if they prove they really, really want to⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I imagine since it’s not an official product of Google’s, it can’t legally be called “Android.” As such it’s something that is not Android, but is highly compatible with it since both are rooted in the AOSP.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google gives Android users a way to install unverified apps if they prove they really, really want to⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You != Everybody.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aint never seen someone turn off their cellphone at the pump⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Your sensor would certainly help minimize the number of people driving off with the pump still attached.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So, that was a PC, or a color terminal? Either way, you’re probably a young old fart.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We have a winner!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The true measure of your worth: do you prefer amber, green, or true B&W?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Still is. Y’arrggghhhh!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨there is a special place in hell for these scientists⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wanna see Linus’ reaction to that pull request.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a few⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Outside the Ten Commandments (supposedly), the Bible was written entirely by fallible humans - these assholes keep forgetting that part & act like it’s 100% perfect (which we know it’s not simply by its own self-contradictions).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We really need to bring back the 70s conversation pits⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Mine would look like the bridge from Star Trek.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this describes my memes perfectly⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “I can’t not see them - they’re everywhere!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨my daily reality of 'old man screaming at the clouds' is far different than i expected as a youth⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Then you came to the cloud to express this shower thought.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everything is awful because the people who went to business school figured out how to fuck us over as hard as possible.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They had to be the kind of person to want to fuck everybody else over first - school just showed them how to accomplish their goals if they were selfish & driven enough to do so.