SanctimoniousApe
@SanctimoniousApe@piefed.social
- Comment on Aint never seen someone turn off their cellphone at the pump 2 days ago:
Your sensor would certainly help minimize the number of people driving off with the pump still attached.
- Comment on I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion. 2 days ago:
So, that was a PC, or a color terminal? Either way, you’re probably a young old fart.
- Comment on I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion. 2 days ago:
We have a winner!
- Comment on I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion. 2 days ago:
The true measure of your worth: do you prefer amber, green, or true B&W?
- Comment on I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion. 2 days ago:
Still is. Y’arrggghhhh!
- Comment on there is a special place in hell for these scientists 3 days ago:
I wanna see Linus’ reaction to that pull request.
- Comment on Just a few 4 weeks ago:
Outside the Ten Commandments (supposedly), the Bible was written entirely by fallible humans - these assholes keep forgetting that part & act like it’s 100% perfect (which we know it’s not simply by its own self-contradictions).
- Comment on We really need to bring back the 70s conversation pits 4 weeks ago:
Mine would look like the bridge from Star Trek.
- Comment on this describes my memes perfectly 4 weeks ago:
“I can’t not see them - they’re everywhere!”
- Comment on my daily reality of 'old man screaming at the clouds' is far different than i expected as a youth 4 weeks ago:
Then you came to the cloud to express this shower thought.
- Comment on Everything is awful because the people who went to business school figured out how to fuck us over as hard as possible. 2 months ago:
They had to be the kind of person to want to fuck everybody else over first - school just showed them how to accomplish their goals if they were selfish & driven enough to do so.