laz
@laz@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on Let's hear it, little lemmings. 5 weeks ago:
Feynman didn’t even write his books
- Comment on Stop children using VPNs to watch porn, ministers told 5 weeks ago:
Moronic bit is atlast asking parents to be responsible
- Comment on Next time I swear bro 5 weeks ago:
One more trillion please
- Comment on Radioactive water from UK nuclear bomb base leaked into sea, files show 1 month ago:
Can’t believe they had logistics to control colonies and now can’t even control their nuclear dumps
- Comment on How did you decide what you generally wanted to do with your life? 2 months ago:
I too like legos so I am now a capitalist
- Comment on workflow 2 months ago:
To: All Staff From: Morale Department Subj: EXCITING new partnership!
Team, big news! After a very productive meeting, we’ve received a special clarification directly from the Vatican on workplace motivation!
Turns out, Colossians 3:23 (“Whatever you do, work at it with all your heart, as working for the Lord”) is now considered binding corporate policy.
So, effective immediately, hitting your quarterly goals is a direct path to salvation. On the flip side, slacking off is… well, let’s just say the paperwork for eternal damnation is a real hassle for everyone involved.
Let’s get to work, saints! 😉
- Comment on workflow 2 months ago:
Slavery?