laz

@laz@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How did you decide what you generally wanted to do with your life?⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I too like legos so I am now a capitalist

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨workflow⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  To: All Staff From: Morale Department Subj: EXCITING new partnership!

  Team, big news! After a very productive meeting, we’ve received a special clarification directly from the Vatican on workplace motivation!

  Turns out, Colossians 3:23 (“Whatever you do, work at it with all your heart, as working for the Lord”) is now considered binding corporate policy.

  So, effective immediately, hitting your quarterly goals is a direct path to salvation. On the flip side, slacking off is… well, let’s just say the paperwork for eternal damnation is a real hassle for everyone involved.

  Let’s get to work, saints! 😉

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨workflow⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Slavery?