DeLancre

@DeLancre@feddit.org

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's your answer? And in the picture which news story is being reported?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We wanted to watch our daily dose of Pokémon at a friend’s house but there was only a stupid movie of planes flying in skyscrapers on TV. When we wanted to complain about this to his grandfather he was watching the same movie and told us to go. So we decided the TV must be broken and played on his N64 instead. It wasn’t until next day in school I learned that the “movie” was real

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your last words being "Whoops", probably greatly increases the odds that someone writes about your death⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You cowards, at this distance they can’t even hit a barn door.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ancient food are absurdly complicated.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why do you think that shit was put into the waters. There were no artificial fertilizers. Dung (animal and human) was an important resource you wouldn’t want to waste. Till quite recently it was normal to collect your waste in the cesspool and than fertilize your fields with it or sell it to an farmer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kanye ass idea⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I could use more wealthy cousins