matelt
@matelt@feddit.uk
Noot noot!
- Comment on Remaster of the legendary Defender of the Crown game is being developed by a Ukrainian studio 1 day ago:
Omgomgomgomgomg
- Comment on important announcement 1 week ago:
Meow.
- Comment on More of a Jersey cotton kinda guy. 1 week ago:
Me, I’m partial for a good pair of lenin trousers in the summer.
- Comment on It's all SO simple! 2 weeks ago:
👏 thank 👏 you 👏
- Comment on Most Reform UK members believe non-white British citizens should be forced or encouraged to leave, poll finds 2 weeks ago:
We need to bring back shame, those racist broken condom residues have become too empowered because we let them spew their verbal diarrhoea all over the place. Urgh.
- Comment on The X-Files, 1993-2002 2 weeks ago:
He’s a talented actor, no doubt. Although he was pretty crap at crying. Gillian Anderson was better at sad emotions.
- Comment on The X-Files, 1993-2002 2 weeks ago:
Exactly!
- Comment on The X-Files, 1993-2002 3 weeks ago:
Mulder was 100% a selfish whiny little shithead, I really felt for Scully especially when she was going through all sorts of painful stuff.
- Comment on GPs to get £3,000 bonus to maximise weight loss drug prescriptions 3 weeks ago:
I don’t know, on one hand it seems like a no-brainer, I’m on Mounjaro myself(and it doesn’t really work all that well for me, but that’s another story) and GLP1 agonists in general are a true miracle drug. HOWEVER! On the other hand it seems disingenuous to only incentivise the most expensive drug in the category - my pharmacist once grumbled that ordering my Mounjaro was very costly to them. I’d rather see the cheaper (and European!) options prioritised as it might be less of a strain on the already overstretched NHS.
- Comment on Male Masked Trogon 3 weeks ago:
What a handsome gentlebird!
- Comment on UK floods have devastated lives in 2026. Victims warn flooding is a threat to millions of Brits 4 weeks ago:
the Environment Agency has scaled back its flood protection plans and is “struggling to maintain” existing defences
Duh, austerity has consequences! Government bodies are constantly told to do more for less, something has to give!
Oh but the bloated civil service is bad and we need to put an end to the gravy train, they say. Enjoy the poo water in your houses then. You get what you pay for.
- Comment on Pick wisely 5 weeks ago:
Why do I have to pick though, they’re all good bois
- Comment on Ţ̴̭̪̥̒̽̋͋̿̄́͊̾̌̓̀̔͝͝͝͝ͅh̵̬̙̩̞̻̰͇̠̭̦̊̽̆̓̍͆̑̓͌̓̋͊e̶̢̡͍̪͕̥̤̬̋͂̑̈́̚̕ͅͅ ̵̛̛͖̌̀́̌̑̃̆͆̈́͒́̌̕̚͠ǵ̸͎̩̭͒̎̉̈́̌͂̇o̸͇̗̙͖͋̚v̵͖̫͕̔̽́̋̀̋̈́̉͌͋̽̈́̓͑̚͝͝e̵̙̦̬͇̭̍̏͊̃ř̸̭͈̼̱̤̻̏̎̚n̸͍̰̠̆͆́̓̚͘͝m̷̏͂̕ͅẹ̸̡̨͎͉̲͍̝̲̌̿̽̔͊ͅṉ̶̬̠̱̩̔̌̈́̒̋͘ 5 weeks ago:
Bwaaaah!
- Comment on New implant for heart failure patients to be rolled out across the NHS 1 month ago:
Oh wow that’s good news! Hopefully not as painful as a pacemaker implant 😬
- Comment on do most people really like the taste and smell of eggs? 1 month ago:
I absolutely D E T E S T eggs. I abhor the smell, taste, feel, no matter what state it is in, it’makes me gag just thinking about it. Ever since I got weaned on solid foods according to my mum. It just makes me gag. I tried to like them, I really did, but the thought of eggs going past my lips makes me almost scared. I’m fine with eggs when you cannot taste them, like in baked goods like muffins or pancakes. Quiches are borderline, there needs to be a lot of ham and cream to mask the taste and texture of eggs.
I’ve gotten slightly more tolerant to smell as I grow older, I’m even able to cook fried eggs for the husband. Although I have no idea if I’m doing it right or not I refuse to taste test it.
I’m so envious of people who say they eat lots of eggs because they’re versatile and it’s a cheap source of protein, alas it’s not for me.
- Comment on Does he think he is The King? 2 months ago:
That and I bet he smells of stale tobacco and beer. His aftershave is probably called Moquette de Wetherspoons.
- Comment on When you're cooking and it does its thing. 2 months ago:
Unpopular -slash-borderline-psychopatic opinion: there should be onion grilled in butter scented candles on the market.
I would buy it in a heartbeat. I’ve seen garlic bread candles on Etsy after all!
- Comment on Propain 4 months ago:
Bwaaaah!
- Comment on The Legend of Beavis 4 months ago:
Hehehehe hehehe hehehehehehehe boioioioiong
- Comment on Why are people using the "þ" character? 4 months ago:
I’ve seen one of their comments, I thought it was a fun novelty. It’d be even more fun if someone decided to write in the phonetic alphabet!
- Comment on Wasted wind - So far in 2025, Britain has wasted £1.1bn switching off wind turbines and paying gas plants to switch on. 5 months ago:
Octopus gives me an hour of 2 of ‘free’ energy (they look at my average consumption during that time and everything I use on top of that is refunded) when it’s windy. It should be more mainstream!
- Comment on ParanoidAndroid was the perfect name for a privacy focused android custom rom 5 months ago:
Yeah I know that’s the next verse in the song - or is it what’s that? I always hear ‘what’s this’ unless it’s an early or live version.
- Comment on ParanoidAndroid was the perfect name for a privacy focused android custom rom 5 months ago:
What’s this?
- Comment on Should you copy a person's accent when pronouncing their name? 5 months ago:
Ooh same! It makes me cringe when someone tries to say my name really well, even if I know they mean well, I can’t help it, it’s my French genes!
- Comment on Barclays boss urges UK ministers to limit public sector pay rises 5 months ago:
Yes but you get what you pay for you greedy little piggy. The public sector is constantly asked to do more with less. The media is quick at decrying the pitiful pay increases but are equally quick at pointing the finger when something goes wrong, be it passports backlogs or flooding events. In other words, you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
I should know, I’m a monkey.
- Comment on Life Hacks 6 months ago:
It’s something Steven Brule would recommend.
For your health!
- Comment on Under-22s in England should get free bus travel to access work and training, MPs say 7 months ago:
Absolutely, it would improve traffic more than just slapping a 3rd lane onto a ring road dual carriageway.
- Comment on Mr. Osomatsu 4th Season • Osomatsu-san 4 - Episode 4 discussion 7 months ago:
Excuse me pardon what? There’s a new season of Osomatsu san???
- Comment on Here's the promised video of my Nepenthes snacking 7 months ago:
Bon appétit !
- Comment on I was laughing too hard to think of a title. 7 months ago:
RIP John Redcorn, we miss you sug