Junkers_Klunker

@Junkers_Klunker@feddit.dk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shoutout to finland⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Crush it up and mix with vodka, now you’ve got “sorte svin” which gets you delightfully drunk without tasting too bad.

  Directly translated sorte svin becomes “black pigs” but “black bastards” would be more accurate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does everyone here think they're autistic or ADHD? The memes all describe normal human foibles.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  You might be right, what I wrote is what I usually say to the people who dismiss any neurospicy person because “EvErYbOdY dOeS tHaT”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can they????⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Okey just hear me out, we don’t like Americans and we mock them for their foot fetish, but what is the metric equivalent to the foot fetish? 30,48cm fetish?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does everyone here think they're autistic or ADHD? The memes all describe normal human foibles.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Everybody pees once in a while but if you do it 20 times a day something might be wrong. Every ADHD/‘tism/bipolar trait is experienced by neurotypical people, but not to the degree someone with an actual diagnosis do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Made a plywood stand for my vacuum⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I miss AvE from before he drank the coolaid that reviewed the hitachi ladywand, goddamn that was a great review.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Priorities⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t use co2 for dairy as co2 turns to acid when mixed with water and that soures the product.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grindr CEO Says App Will Be “AI-First” and “Not in the Business of Politics”⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So religion, but for techbros?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fantastic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You haven’t seen the peeled and wrapped bananas?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RAM prices soar, but popular Windows 11 apps are using more RAM due to Electron, Web components⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That just opens the market for subscription hardware. You will own nothing and you will be happy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scheduling is hard⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can only speak for myself, but used to be like that because of poor mental health as hard physical work, and alcohol, kept me from facing my problems.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FACTS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Dudes just warming up to tell people he’s gay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An entire PS5 now costs less than 64GB of DDR5 memory, even after a discount — simple memory kit jumps to $600 due to DRAM shortage, and it's expected to get worse into 2026⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Cries in 7300HQ and 1050 😭

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is the type of Q&A that makes the internet so important⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you have a humidity problem if your bathroom is humid all the time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Companies that buy up homes should be known as home scalpers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, a lot of people explicitly do not want to own their home as that requires a lot of work to maintain it that is hugely expensive if you can’t do it yourself. I do however agree that “house scalpers” should receive a guillotine haircut for free.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nearly all drivers say headlights are too bright⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s both, but generally it is drivers activating auto dimming not realising they’re unleashing hellfire upon others. some cars are worse than others though, looking at you Stellantis and Tesla.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I always give them money when they have creative signs like this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That sign is factually wrong, there’s no such thing as being too ugly for porn, you just have to compensate by being equally kinky.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Need for speed underground 2 is quite possible the most fun arcade racing game ever made, it just managed to hit all the right places like a beautiful world, a bunch of different cars that all made sense, the way you upgraded your car both in performance and in looks. It is just pure fun in a way nobody, neither before or after, have managed replicate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to Remove Burn Mark from (acrylic ?) Sink⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You can try, but it is likely deeper than you think and will require a lot of sanding. But I would try as a landlord would bill you for a new sink anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reducing power consumption of a desktop PC⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Works perfectly fine on IOS no matter the browser base.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hows keto working out for you⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So you’re saying that the theory about über und unter mensch is real, but that the über mensch isn’t white and proud but rather blackish and hairy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would I sound taller if I gave my height as 6'-4"?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you go metric you’ll sound even bigger as 172 is bigger than 5.something. But to answer your question, it’ll only work until people meet you as 8”/20 cm is quite the difference and they will notice. Plus you’ll get the added benefit of being untrustworthy because you’ll lie about such a basic and easy verifiable fact.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There is a limit how much power the pedal assist of an e-Bike is allowed to provide (at least in many countries). There is no limit though on how strong the exoskeletton is that you use on a regular b⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Same thing in Denmark, though we have two classes of scooters depending on legal topspeed, 30 and 45km/h, where it’s only the slower ones allowed on cyclepaths. Though we don’t differentiate between fuels.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Arizona law to restrict online porn access; Pornhub will block state⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But that would target all the people in power.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Samsung brings ads to US fridges⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wifey and I bought a new fridge a year ago and even though I made it VERY clear I didn’t want any “smart” features, he kept trying to sell us that shit instead of the liebherr we were interested in. After twenty minutes or so I looked the seller dead in the eyes and told him he just lost 15000kr ($2000) and a customer. We ended up ordering the fridge through Liebherr directly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨snek go beep beep⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Used to be that way, now they’re only obnoxious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big Surprise—Nobody Wants 8K TVs⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I still use a ten year old 1080p Sony TV, and I’ve yet to see a new <$1k TV with a nicer picture than what I have. Granted I don’t really consume any higher resolution content anyway 🤷‍♂️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft Word will save your files to the cloud by default⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Can be true? I think you hit the nail on the head. They just aren’t saying it out loud yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pyramid of power⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dont cry, you get the plush Chelsea tractor version of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gemini for Home is Google’s biggest smart home play in years⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My comment is pure sarcasm but couldn’t be bothered to do the alternating bIg/SmAlL letters or the /s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gemini for Home is Google’s biggest smart home play in years⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But what about the convenience?