mortimer
@mortimer@lemmy.world
Freelance Subversive
- Comment on Should I get a drum kit, or a pressure washer? 4 weeks ago:
Go for it man. It looks awesome. I might actually save up and get one myself. Fuck pressure washers!
- Comment on Should I get a drum kit, or a pressure washer? 4 weeks ago:
Ah, but with a drum kit you could join a band, tour the world and pick up lots of hot chicks.
With a pressure washer you might be able to clean a patio or two, earn some loose change and be constantly covered in mud.
- Comment on Should I get a drum kit, or a pressure washer? 4 weeks ago:
Drum kit.
Pressure washers seem great ‘n’ all until you use them. Then you end up soaked, splattered and covered in all kinds of shit. I used mine once to clean a driveway and no longer wish to repeat the experience. I didn’t even bother trying to wash the clothes I was wearing as it would have buggered up my washing machine. I just dumped them in the trash.
With a drum kit you don’t even have to leave the house.
- Comment on is feeling disrespected reason good enough to change jobs? 4 weeks ago:
It’s always worked for me.
- Comment on what was the last game you played in 2024? 4 weeks ago:
Wipeout Omega Collection.
- Comment on is feeling disrespected reason good enough to change jobs? 4 weeks ago:
Satisfaction at making your asshole boss do something that he/she clearly didn’t want to do. Satisfaction that you made it as awkward as possible for them. You can also play the game of threatening to take them to an industrial tribunal for harassment. They might even give you a financial incentive to go peacefully. It worked for me on a couple of occasions and the bastards deserved it.
- Comment on is feeling disrespected reason good enough to change jobs? 4 weeks ago:
Make them fire you. I’ve done it that way loads of times when dissatisfied in a workplace. There’s nothing quite like being fired and out of work to make you get your shit together and find something else. Also, make a plan to become self-employed if you can. Having been fired loads of times I now work for myself and it was the best move I ever made. I no longer have to deal with asshole mangers any more and if there’s someone you dislike and don’t want to work for, you can either not take on the job or over-quote on the costs to get rid of them. Sometimes they’re stupid enough to agree to those costs, so then you at least feel satisfied about working for an asshole.
- Comment on Why does the winter solstice mark the beginning of winter, and not the center? 5 weeks ago:
Yup. “The map is not the territory” as Alfred Korzybski put it.
- Comment on What do people (as in, IRL) actually think of the [alleged] perpetrator involved in the NYC shooting? 1 month ago:
As a person living in Scotland I was initially perplexed why this was even a story. I mean, isn’t this what Americans do? Shoot each other all the time?
If the guy that was shot was a bum living out of a dumpster at the back of McDonald’s would this even be a story? And therein lies my initial naivety: this was a CEO of a company ranked 8th on the 2024 Fortune Global 500, and therefore a very important person indeed apparently.
Money talks and bullshit walks I guess.
As for the shooter, I haven’t really been following the story, but I guess he was someone who got fucked over by the health insurance company.
To me this is just box standard America: people shooting each other, fat folk eating too much, car chases, wars everywhere, idiots for presidents, corrupt companies. The kind of stuff that’s in every Hollywood movie.
As an outsider looking in, it’s kind of sad yet fascinating watching the most powerful country in the world fall apart.
- Comment on Are anyone else's texts getting delayed after the RCS switch? 2 months ago:
RCS? That’ll be the protocol that’s handled by Google, which meant for me that it had to go. Stick with SMS/MMS and use Signal for text communication over the internet. Whilst you’re at it, replace all the Google apps with the Fossify alternatives. Fuck Google and fuck Apple.
- Comment on Google plans AI browser assistant "Jarvis" to automate web tasks. 3 months ago:
I’ve been thinking about doing just that for my next phone.
- Comment on Google plans AI browser assistant "Jarvis" to automate web tasks. 3 months ago:
AI this and AI that. Yawn! All of it is a crock of over-hyped shit.
- Comment on Google plans AI browser assistant "Jarvis" to automate web tasks. 3 months ago:
Correct. I’ve disabled and replaces every Google app on my phone with a free open souce version. Now what I need to do is figure out how to shutdown and replace Google Play Services which screams at me every time it’s disabled. Bloody thing updates weekly without the slightest change log. Fuck knows what it’s doing.
- Comment on Any “small-web” search engines? 5 months ago:
Don’t know if this fits your criteria, but I’ve been using Gruble a lot recently. You can personalise the look and language in the settings, plus it’s open source.