OopsAllTwix

@OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do I feel sick every time I go out to eat with my gf?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Does she stink?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Paralyzed Jockey Loses Ability to Walk After Manufacturer Refuses to Fix Battery For His $100,000 Exoskeleton⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  When my mother died, I couldn’t even donate her new and expensive insulin pump. Somebody needed to make money, it certainly wasn’t me or the diabetic who might not have to buy one. I just wanted someone to have it who needed it and I didn’t need the money. Somebody always needs to get paid, and somebody always needs to pay and jump through hoops.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨German supermarket finds €7M of cocaine in crates of bananas⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Bananas and Blow.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whats on your USB stick? Looking for recommendations for handy tools⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Does anyone else have/use Foxclone?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Helth⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve heard Cambodian breast Milk is the finest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twitter⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Shitter. That’s what I’ll always call it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gaming battlestation⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What bird?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eat it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bake 'em away toys!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Babe wake up, new VLC update just dropped⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  UPdate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anyone else feel like fireworks are a complete waste of money and a ridiculous amount of unnecessary Pollution?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I want my food dyed and my clothing salted. Toothpaste is a waste. I use Duncan Hines frosting instead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The justices of the supreme court ruled that Trump was immune and effectively above the law while being president. What is now stopping Biden from bringing a gun to the next debate?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the Secret Service detail assigned to Trump might have a problem with that. I think Biden killing Trump or canceling the election would be a gift to the Republicans that they don’t need. One can dream though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't get how people can become depressed, when we live in the century of Fentanyl, easy access to alcohol and amusement arcades.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Silver or gold spray paint in a sock is good for staying frosty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy is the best social media⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We need rogersimon. I miss his long stories that always ended with his dad beating him with a set of jumper cables.