Flummoxed

@Flummoxed@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Live Long and Prosper... with aliens⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This unreasonably makes me happy, and I am going to have a much better day today just by thinking about it. Thank you so much for sharing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mossy ass milf⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So fucking hot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cry Harder, Kid⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Shit. Now I want to work at an aquarium. Sassy scallops.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do social workers get upset when you don't want their help?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You do realize that social workers are at least attempting to make social programs work for people? Like, they are pushing socialism in a real, mostly positive way?

  I’m really sorry that these people who just really want to help people are bothering you, but maybe just explain your situation kindly and have gratitude for the people they do help who suffer from capitalism?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨High Beam⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dear God, I hate this so much. Please give me a way to make these motherfuckers feel just a percentage of the kniving pain they unknowingly stab me with… May they understand why they must change their ways.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Noise⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was absolutely expecting this song. I’m always expecting this song, but especially when I am fast asleep. The cries of the carrots…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is so freaking funny to me. I love Lemmy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  For our shitlib friend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is so freaking funny to me. I love Lemmy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for the tag!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yesterday in Kroger (a supermarket for you non-Americans) I saw a bunch of cans of potato salad. Why would someone buy canned potato salad?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That does seem gross and weird.

  I will note that this is German potato salad, which does not have mayo and instead has vinegar, so it’s not quite as disgusting as I first thought.

  Still, the only use cases I can think of would be camping and end of world prepping.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Doug wiki has been DEFACED⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Was watching as a young adult watching my sister. This episode slaps!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Huge Tracts of Land⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But I don’t want any of that…

  All I want is to–

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Metro South Trash Cam: A Tangible Manifestation of the Contemporary Condition⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow. That looks really inefficient.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's a little confused.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t that a Jimi Hendrix song?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's a little confused.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  First actual laugh of the day. Thank you!

  And Marvin Gaye rules! He was probably just afraid of what his daddy might think.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨.rar me⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well? Did that compression help you sleep?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beauty standards⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bear

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sweet dreams⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Please, jokes about this subject are very difficult for people affected by these situations. That is, it’s not the time to bring up comic sans, ok?