Omega_Haxors

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Morish Morals⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Jerma: That is the single most fucked up thing I have ever seen, the single most, just the most fuck- get me a seat. Get me a seat for that table.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the struggle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m the fool every time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the struggle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The idea of taking a complicated system and boiling it down to an essential value (or set of values) that describe everything is high-key fascism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the struggle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I remembered doing that when I did my first foray into dating and I remembered putting it on the same level of “what kind of dere are you”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the struggle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  INTJ is the “Libertarian Leftist” of quack psychology; the test is set up to put people in that category so they feel special.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Roblox players to start seeing video ads in its virtual realms⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes ha ha ha! ENSHITIFY!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨trapped!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And accurate!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨trapped!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s when they make the aliens strangely sexy in a way only you can appreciate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨trapped!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Like that one fart cloud enemy from Banjo Tooie that would stick to your head and deplete your air. Terrifying.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICJ rules it will not halt German arms to Israel⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  According to Germany, I’m an antisemite for pointing out that the genocide of Palestine is an extension of the holocaust.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨arthropods⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  🥵

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're all a little crazy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This hypothesis is bullshit. There are far more than just two consciousnesses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨arthropods⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  People see insects as extremely weak but they’re consistently the ones who despite being a thousandth of your size can still ruin your day. Now imagine that scaled up and you’ll start to understand why my insectsona would absolutely fuck up your dragonsona in a fight.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Biden Says He Told Nigeria to Kill Fewer Civilians — but Nigeria Keeps Killing Lots of Civilians⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “where did you learn how to kill civilli-”

  “FROM YOU!!! I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Helpful diagrams⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If you think this is fucked up, birds have tiny little deformed hands on their wings kind of like how animators will reduce the scale of a bone for something they want to hide.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pointless⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Circles are either all of the points or none of the points and no in-between.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sophists aren’t sending their best.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think I speak for most of the scientific field when I say philosophers contribute nothing to society except useless sophistry.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shoebills⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dinosaur birds be like:

  Here is a badass apex predator that is perfectly adapted to its environment; it is going extinct because it won’t stop killing its own kind for fun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨just say no!!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Unrelated: For some reason this format is giving off serious nazi propaganda energy to me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK has worst rate of child alcohol consumption in world, report finds⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I would drink too if I had to live on TERF island.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shrimp is bugs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You refuse to eat bugs because they are “disgusting and gross”

  I refuse to eat bugs because I love them too much. We are not the same.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨salmon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Salmon 1: “Oh gosh, i’m out of the water. I cannot breathe. If this continues for much longer I will surely perish. What a sad state of affairs.”

  Salmon 2: “YOU FCKFACE YOU CANNOT KILL ME BY TAKING ME OUT OF WATER I WILL SUCK THE MOISTURE OUT OF THE AIR AND THEN SPIT BLOOD INTO YOUR SOUL, AUUUGGGHHH! SEX!!! SEEXXX!!! I NEED SEEEEXXXXXXX!!!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨North Korea is evading sanctions by animating Max and Amazon shows⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  kbin user with a eugenics username

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨null⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What they see:

  POV of the characters, it’s hilariously zoomed in with glasses overlay

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨null⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My favorite is when they discovered the universe has zero energy curvature which means nothing goes in and nothing comes out. Somehow it made more sense that zero could split into thing and antithing and we don’t even question it anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨banana slugs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  True feminists ✊

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honestly⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I would like to think that for a very brief moment they have a glimmer of lucidity and realize “wow that’s really fucking annoying”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let π = 5⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All the time, though usually never goes as far as actually passing. It’s rare that it does make it to law, but it does happen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let π = 5⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  POV your state just mandated you round pi to the nearest integer (this has happened a few times, but it never sticks)