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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whitespace⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What, could you have done better in 70-whatever?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good news, everyone! We temporarily stopped the orphan crushing machine!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So how many of those days did he prepare food sick? This orphan crushing machine isn’t even hygenic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good news, everyone! We temporarily stopped the orphan crushing machine!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The trick, you see, is to not think about it, and avoid anything that makes you think about it. For most people that achieves all personal objectives.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can have anything you wan...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  DNA is a programming language

  JavaScript no longer has the worst type system, then. Jury’s out on whether brainfuck or GR is more tractable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can have anything you wan...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no, does this include all hypothetical alternate interpretations of the same code? So, you just look at the screen and go “yep, it definitely could mean something”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can have anything you wan...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro needs to go big. Why not all electronics and electronic systems in general? As it is he could still be “caught with his pants down” by another speculative execution bug.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what's the difference?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  How often does grandpa ask you what GitHub is?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what's the difference?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If only there was a website called “StreamHub” or something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Need a rust version too.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Which is a library written in C, of course.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Need a rust version too.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Alright, but you better be outside of a properly locked up and OSHA-compliant castle with the princess by the time I get back, or I’m not compiling.

  And then you do that, but there’s a hidden ember smoldering in one of her torches that catches again, and everything including the horse and princess catches fire. Next time, pick an escape plan that only requires unsafe for the drawbridge.

  There’s a totally safe way to do it too, I guess, but it involves building a series of replacement castles, and it’s also totally ugly and sinfully slow.