burgermeister

@burgermeister@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Relationship goals⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hell yeah brother

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Comedy shows have laugh tracks cuz they aren't that funny⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  audience loses their shit at this comment- people are rolling on the floor, gasping for breath, beginning to choke their fellow humans out of sheer comedy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally playing with POWER.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Love the ps1 tho

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bidenomics?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m so depressed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm shy⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Aww it’ll be okay

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Over 100 far-right militias are coordinating on Facebook⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Armed extremist groups are dumb

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Good god

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Admit, who of you is this?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Y’all bake? I don’t know how you find the time between cancelling and PC-ing all day, my schedule is packed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And thus began the salem witch trials⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Weewooweewoo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A genre of Country Music...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Here’s a better one:

  Title: Cosmic Blues on a Starry Trail

  (Verse 1)
  Out on the edge of the Milky Way’s glow,
  Lived a billionaire with a heart turned to stone.
  Forty billion stars in his name,
  But in the cosmic dust, they just faded away.

  (Chorus)
  He lost his love, his kids, his dreams,
  In the black hole where his heart used to be.
  A spaceship crashed, a fortune gone,
  Now he’s singing this lonesome interstellar song.

  (Verse 2)
  He built his dreams on Martian sands,
  A titan’s castle in the stars’ expanse.
  But what’s a kingdom with no queen or heir?
  Just a lonely throne in the cold, silent air.

  (Chorus)
  He lost his love, his kids, his dreams,
  In the black hole where his heart used to be.
  A spaceship crashed, a fortune gone,
  Now he’s singing this lonesome interstellar song.

  (Bridge)
  Under the glow of a distant sun,
  He wonders what he’s really won.
  Forty billion stars don’t shine,
  Like the love he lost in another time.

  (Verse 3)
  In the taverns of a spaceport town,
  He drinks to memories that swirl around.
  A family photo, a fading trace,
  Of the life that vanished in space.

  (Chorus)
  He lost his love, his kids, his dreams,
  In the black hole where his heart used to be.
  A spaceship crashed, a fortune gone,
  Now he’s singing this lonesome interstellar song.

  (Outro)
  So here’s to the man with everything,
  Whose tears are hidden beneath his wings.
  In the silence of space, he’s left to roam,
  A billionaire wandering far from home.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A genre of Country Music...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure, here’s a sci-fi space-themed country song:

  “Stars in My Whiskey”

  (Verse 1) Out here on the edge of the galaxy’s arm, In my rusted spaceship, away from the farm. I’m missing that old Earth, its green and its blue, But the stars out here sparkle like morning dew.

  (Chorus) I’ve got stars in my whiskey, and tears in my eye, Drifting through the cosmos, under the infinite sky. Missing my home, where the red rivers flow, Out here in the stars, with nowhere to go.

  (Verse 2) I dance with comets, race with the moon, Sing to the void, out of tune. I dream of cornfields and that sweet country song, But the universe is vast, and the nights are long.

  (Chorus) Stars in my whiskey, a heart full of ache, Wandering the heavens, for my old love’s sake. Under the glow of the distant sun’s light, I’m a space cowboy, lost in the night.

  (Bridge) Met a Martian girl with eyes like fire, She mended my heart, filled me with desire. But Earth’s sweet memories, they call me back, To the old wooden porch, the long dirt track.

  (Chorus) With stars in my whiskey, and dreams in my head, I think of Earth as I float in my bed. The galaxy’s wide, but my heart’s still there, In the sweet country air, without a care.

  (Outro) So I’ll keep drifting, with my space-bound blues, Chasing the horizon, in my rocket shoes. But no matter how far, or where I roam, My country heart still calls for home.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crystals good, fungus bad⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Dilithium=crack rock

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Birthday Terry Farrell⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Fast And The Furious: Jadzia and Shaw

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have no shame.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Stizzy E is a stain on the entire series, Scott Bakula should never have been allowed in space.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's that time of year when Scotty's brain melts.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t get it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All you ever need⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  🤣