MyNamesNotRobert
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- Comment on YSK there is a condition that makes your armpits smell worse called trichobacteriosis that is common and easy to treat 7 months ago:
Huh, I’m going to try shaving my armpits. I’m a smelly guy and I seem to need to use a lot of deodorant to keep it under control.
- Comment on Looks like SEO chuds are now adding 'Reddit' to the titles. 7 months ago:
I fucking hate seo abusers. I have to use a locally hosted ai for my “googling” because modern day search results are fucking worthless now.
- Comment on Rate me, dudes 7 months ago:
If its not working on your phone, here is an alternate link
- Comment on Jesus, help me! - No! 7 months ago:
I liked it when people were posting ai pictures of Jesus stealing ipads and shoplifting and stuff.
- Comment on [deleted] 7 months ago:
Then all the additional scammers will receive more shock pics. Hell, I’d even try to fish their pii and do all kinds of evil things with it. All it takes is for them to reveal their real phone number or a website with whois information.
- Comment on My moon is in Silty Loam but my Sun sign is Clay. 7 months ago:
I’m going to try this with some dirt and see if I can identify what the dirt is made of that easily or not.
- Comment on Microsoft announces pricing details for Extended Security Update program for Windows 10 7 months ago:
It won’t be long now before all Microsoft products need a monthly fee. Saying “I can’t afford windows” will soon hold more water.
- Comment on Roku explores taking over HDMI feeds with ads 7 months ago:
I sweat to fuck, in 2030 we’re going to be spinning out own crts.
- Comment on Homeowner baffled after washing machine uses 3.6GB of internet data a day 7 months ago:
To tye average person, putting that much thought into it is for elite hackers only and too much effort.
- Comment on Ubuntu will manually review Snap Store after crypto wallet scams 7 months ago:
Snap, is stupid and lame. I stopped using Ubuntu just because I hate snaps.
- Comment on World’s population to fall for first time since the Black Death 7 months ago:
I’m never having kids unless a lot of things that aren’t going to improve, actually improve.
- Comment on Every semi-natural group of considerable size has rotten apples. 8 months ago:
In my experience it depends. Sometimes the twat to non-twat ratio is closer to 50/50. Sometimes 80% of them are utter twats. At every workplace it’s like there are entire apolitical parties of different types of twats all being twats toward each other.
- Comment on If the us government bans asbestos what else will I wipe my ass with? 8 months ago:
Expensive toilet paper probably
- Comment on If the us government bans asbestos what else will I wipe my ass with? 8 months ago:
But asbestos is so much softer than junk mail
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- Comment on Qualcomm's Powerful PC Chip Is Worse for AMD Than for Intel 8 months ago:
Until commercial games and professional software start coming with arm versions this isn’t going to work out. And even if they did, I’m not entirely sure if it’s possible to use the same gpus on arm at all so even if they really push it, people that do pc gaming are going to reject it.
- Comment on Database-Based Operating System 'DBOS' Does Things Linux Can't 8 months ago:
Make am operating system in brainfuck next
- Comment on Social media 8 months ago:
I wouldn’t be so apprehensive about it if it were easier to be gainfully employed myself…
- Comment on What's the real world connection speed from your residential IP to your Server? 8 months ago:
To my server? 4mbytes/sec on a good day.
- Comment on James 8 months ago:
“no toilet paper? Fuck it, I’ll just shit on the floor and destroy the bathroom while I’m at it”
- Comment on You weirdos 8 months ago:
I was sleeping in jeans. I sensed a disturbance in the force so logged into lemmy and saw this. I going back to sleep with my jeans still on so later fuckers.
- Comment on The FTC and DOJ want to make sure it’s legal to repair McDonald’s ice cream machines 8 months ago:
Fuck Taylor. They are the Apple of ice cream machines and everywhere that uses their machines is always out of ice cream because the machine is always broken and when they finally send a tech out and charge you $2000 just to show up, he’s a total weirdo that harasses all the female employees.
Source: worked at a place with a Taylor ice cream machine one time.
- Comment on Is TV Dead? Global TV Shipments Hit a Decade Low in 2023 8 months ago:
Especially be sure to avoid anything with ACR (automatic content recognition). If it detects you’re watching content from an unapproved source, it will bug you to watch it on that approved source such as a streaming service. It’s just a software update, or a congress bill away from reporting anyone who watches pirated content on their TV.
Learn to spin your own crts I guess.
- Comment on Can you live a fulfilling life with autism? 8 months ago:
I mean… Usually the thing preventing this is other people being terrible in my experience rather than my own shortcomings. It’s theoretically possible.
- Comment on Star Citizen's first-person shooting is getting backpack-reloading, dynamic crosshairs, procedural recoil, and other improvements to 'bring the FPS combat to AAA standard' 8 months ago:
Cool, too bad it’s one of the worst pay go win games.
- Comment on o.O Make sure you hit accept. 8 months ago:
When lemmy first started getting popular when reddit initially started cracking down on 3rd party apps, I made a shitpost community and then made a really generic post, then prompt got banned for “trolling”. Not bad.
- Comment on Good luck out there 8 months ago:
Only if you sign yo for the rewards card.
- Comment on Someone fucked up in the design of this stuffed animals tail 8 months ago:
They didn’t fuck up, the design is working as intended. You can pop the tail back out to more easily clean out the cum when you’re done. They thought about this.
- Comment on Basically the plot of the movie 8 months ago:
What porn video is this? Asking for a friend.
- Comment on Reddit moment 8 months ago:
Thanks for the gold, kind stranger.
Edit: speling