asg101

@asg101@hexbear.net

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Launches⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We could market it as a thrill ride for billionaires.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poop Knife⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But smearing human feces on sharpened stakes makes them super effective against invaders.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Launches⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I would be happy with just dropping them off a cliff, no need to fuck up the atmosphere any more for that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Telegram Became a Playground for Criminals, Extremists and Terrorists⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They tell the imperial goons to pound sand, I like that!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trudeau says Canada will slap big tariffs on Chinese-made EVs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nothing shows true commitment to fighting climate change like blocking affordable EVs and solar panels… and continuing to build pipelines and persecute land defenders.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EA want to put adverts in your video games to squeeze you for every penny⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I already have a parrot and an eye patch, it looks like they are just daring me to strap on a peg leg at this point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big oil privately acknowledged efforts to downplay climate crisis, joint committee investigation finds⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “The Earth is not dying, it is being killed, and those who are killing it have names and addresses.”

  ~Utah Phillips

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨chai tea⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  ATM Machine…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ghislaine Maxwell appeals sex abuse conviction⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  JizzLane Maxwell is a child-molesting monster that should draw her last breath in prison for all the lives she destroyed. I am mildly surprised and somewhat disappointed that she has not been Epsteined already.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ubisoft think gamers need to be comfortable not owning games⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I am very comfortable never owning a Ubisoft game, or any other game that I cannot actually own.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corvids...⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Alex the African Grey parrot showed us that he had an understanding of “none” 30 years ago. Good to see Corvid scientists catching up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In September we went past 1.5 degrees. In November, we tipped over 2 degrees for the first time. What's going on?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Feedback loops are like that. The end point will not be pretty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨With COVID surging, should I wear a mask?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I never stopped, it works to prevent EVERY communicable disease.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have a logic joke, and it is inductively defined as follows:⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a politics joke but it is just not funny anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dolla Dolla Billz Y'all⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  That I then sell to taxpayers for trillions.