DataCrime
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- Comment on North Korea's Kim 'warmly' welcomes Belarusian leader 1 week ago:
Putting the dick in dictator…
- Comment on Convicted spyware chief hints that Greece's government was behind dozens of phone hacks 1 week ago:
“Slippery fingered people —the Greeks” —Archer
- Comment on It's sad that people completely misunderstand what Star Trek is about. 1 week ago:
LOL
- Comment on It's sad that people completely misunderstand what Star Trek is about. 1 week ago:
Startrek XXX… I had a different joke in mind but now I just want Startrek 10 the movie staring Vin Diesel 😎
- Comment on Apple will reportedly start stuffing ads into the Maps app 1 week ago:
I mean… maps has been kinda shitty for years!
It’s still better than Wayze trying to sell you burgers and fries at every stop sign… but you need to tap the search box like 3 fucking times to input shit, and why is that? So you have ample opportunity to see Crapple’s list of “suggestions….“
And have you noticed that you need to zoom down to AntMan scale to see the names of some businesses in a shopping center, and yet others are virtually visible from orbit? Could it be that businesses that pay Apple stick out like a sore thumb, and business that don’t virtually disappear? Nah… Fucking Apphole behavior.
It’s time to face facts, Apple stopped giving a shit about the customer years ago. Before their headquarters was literally a Bond villain’s donut you could drive through their parking lot and it was a sea of shitty rust buckets, executive parking lot underground.
I was giving serious consideration to going Android again rather then buying a 2K+ tablet… but then I need to buy a new watch and phone at the same time to have a slim chance of interoperability so it’s basically a wash.
Fuck Apple.
- Comment on What are your favorite low-footprint self-hosted services? 2 weeks ago:
Yeah… I think the salute emoji might be Apple specific… I was trying for a respectful goodbye and a war metaphor seems appropriate given its name.
- Comment on What are your favorite low-footprint self-hosted services? 2 weeks ago:
ErsatzTV 🫡
- Comment on What's your favorite ship or class of ship? 2 weeks ago:
Damn that’s tough. I’m theoretically watching DS-9 right now, so either the USS To Little To Late AKA The ooooo it’s got guns we never fire… or any of The Kardashian ships because they remind me a bit of Captain Nemo’s sub in the Disney version of 20kl Under the Sea. Which is my jam… if you can’t get behind James Mason and a singing harbor seal then you need to rethink your life.
I’m just presuming a Kilo League is a metrical unit, and I’m just going to leave Kardashian as is because it made me laugh. Somebody needs to AI up a picture of one of their ships with a big zipper in the rear 😝😵
- Comment on Superconductors that operate at room temperature and no electricity loss? Harvard team of physicists map samples at millionths of a meter to correlate behavior with temp, pressure, stoichiometry, etc. 2 weeks ago:
Right? You got to love the fancy gauge package on what looks like a busty old lab power supply. And what looks like half of Thor Labs inexplicably just sitting on top… Did I actually read the article or (presumably) the related paper, which is no doubt cramp was so many buzz words that I wouldn’t understand it with a dictionary? No I did not 😅 But that gizmo ain’t really making sense… I suppose as some kind of measurement apparatus? I guess just holding up the actual superconducting material would not be enough to really keep a press conference entertained… OK, I’ll just show myself out of the physics lab 🥸
- Comment on Just an FYI, but ErsatzTV is no longer maintained if you use it. 2 weeks ago:
LOL… seriously I was like low key annoyed at JellyFin for… ya’ know, not being Plex for a minute, and then I actually looked at the ShitHub repo… it’s 8 dudes. Egg on muh face 🤯
- Comment on TrueNAS build system going closed source 3 weeks ago:
Odd choice of timing… I wonder if they are sitting on a cache of hard drives.
- Comment on Self-Host Weekly (27 February 2026) 5 weeks ago:
Shucks… I really wanted open drone log, to be like, an interactive dashboard of the amount of fan noise my PC’s are currently making.
- Comment on iPhone and iPad approved to handle classified NATO information 5 weeks ago:
Apple: “If you’re curious about the security content of this update, follow this link to: fuck you!“
🤔
- Comment on My girlfriend found a cool vintage tube of lipstick 5 weeks ago:
Oh man 😝 Like 3 months ago I dropped a tube of classy chapstick and realized it was mostly regular-sized chapstick with a classy cover.
I now know what I must do 😎☢️
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
Chudmobile 🤣
I’m seeing like the long 90’s Batmobile but like a cheesy lake paddle boat version… maybe a Pontiac Aztec?
The CyberSuck is like an El Camino and a DeLorien had a kid who grew up in Ft. Lauderdale doing bath salts and roids.
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
I mean… it was a sarcastic riff on the individual who said something about flipping off families in cyber trucks 😌
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
Oh! 3 in a row; human centipede style, Drumph up front, Elon in the middle, and either Miller or Bondi bringing up the caboose 😎
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
Now I need 2 so I can do a space shuttle wrap job! We should set up a GoFundMe or something to make as many dumb cyber trucks as possible 😅
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
Enjoying her divorce settlement as much as possible 🤣
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
Only place it won’t get vandalized 😇
I love the endless contradictions of … [political content redacted]
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
… It’s been long enough, sell the thing or start sieg heiling.
Or at least sieg selling… AMIRIGHT? 😅
I’m really hoping to pick one up cheap and make the monster-truck-DeLorean-time-machine of my dreams reality 🤓 But I’m only going up to $3.50 USD… gotta’ crash the whole CyberShmuck™ economy in the process 🤑
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
Now I need a big thumbs-up… like, carnival lollipop sized emoji prop, but with The Elon’s face blended into the thumb 😎
Oh! Finally a reason to try Grök… 50/50 all the other fingers end up being CSAM 🫣
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
I always enjoy flipping off another man’s kids too! 😝
- Comment on Microsoft is bringing a built-in network speed test to Windows 11 1 month ago:
#WNT4EVR