TallonMetroid
@TallonMetroid@lemmy.world
- Comment on People assume that the secrets of the universe will be revealed to them in an afterlife, but you might just remain your same dumb self and have to spend eternity going to church. 4 weeks ago:
I mean, according to Revelation the faithful spend literally every moment on their knees locked in prayer venerating their god, so…
- Comment on Nintendo, famed for hating emulation, likely using Windows PCs to emulate SNES games at its museum 5 weeks ago:
Wouldn’t that just be the SNES controller that Switch Online subscribers can buy?
- Comment on San Francisco says ‘good riddance’ as X prepares to leave 2 months ago:
Didn’t Apartheid Lonnie refuse to pay rent for the office space for a while there? Did that ever get resolved or is he still defaulting on the rent?
- Comment on Who is your favorite character from The Legend of Zelda - Ocarina of Time (Nintendo 64)? 3 months ago:
“Hey! Listen!”
Yeah, I went there.
- Comment on [Official Art] Bongo Bongo - the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3 months ago:
IIRC back in the day there was a fan theory that Bongo Bongo was a prisoner who became a monster after dying in the Shadow Temple. So the disembodied hands would be a relic of either his torture or execution.
- Comment on Twitter 3 months ago:
Different kid, actually. IIRC he’s got a bunch of IVF kids with different women because apartheid emerald money is sexy or something, but he couldn’t be bothered to actually fuck them properly. Also couldn’t be bothered to be present in their lives as a dad properly either.
- Comment on Good game soundtracks? 3 months ago:
Can’t go wrong with pretty much any pre-Skyward Sword Zelda. SS itself also has Ballad of the Goddess, which was good, but I can’t remember any other tunes from it or BOTW that aren’t just reprises of tracks from previous games.
- Comment on It sounds just like a bird! 3 months ago:
Fucking Peacemillion. Howard just pulled an entire fucking battleship out of his ass. Although, to be fair, Relena somehow having fully reestablished the Sanc Kingdom 5 episodes after chasing Heero down to Antarctica, so stuff magically happening out of nowhere was kinda baked in from early on.
- Comment on Elon Musk calls for “criminal prosecution” of X ad boycott perpetrators 4 months ago:
What happened “free speech” and “the invisible hand of the free market”, Apartheid Lonny?
- Comment on "Magic Knight Rayearth" New Anime Adaptation Announced with Visual, PV 4 months ago:
90s/00s isekai just hit different. But I dunno, much as I enjoyed reading the manga back in the day, this isn’t anything that I really need?
- Comment on Those Assassin’s Creed, Resident Evil and Death Stranding iPhone ports have bombed 4 months ago:
Why would I shell out $50 to play on a tiny ass screen with shitty touchscreen controls? Fuck that noise.
- Comment on Pornhub prepares to block five more states rather than check IDs 4 months ago:
At a guess, gerrymandering. Absurdly defined district maps are used to split up areas where the opposition is strong and drown them with surrounding friendly voters.
- Comment on Chemicals in car interiors may cause cancer — and they’re required by US law: 6 months ago:
That’s because pretty much everything does cause cancer eventually. That’s just a consequence of how cellular division works. The trick is knowing how much exposure to any given thing is needed to cause cancer, and whether you’re likely to reach that threshold before you die of anything else.
- Comment on Trump reportedly asked Musk to buy Truth Social last year 8 months ago:
I mean, wouldn’t paying for Truth basically be bailing President Loser out?
- Comment on Mankanshoku Mako (by Kuku) 8 months ago:
Kill la Kill.
- Comment on Tesla shares slide after judge voids Elon Musk's $56 billion compensation 9 months ago:
Defendants also argue that Musk needed additional incentives to stay on at Tesla or he would spend more time at SpaceX, where he could fulfill his galactic ambitions to establish interplanetary travel, colonize Mars, and potentially earn more money in the meantime.
Not like he even actually does anything at Tesla anyway, between all the people they’ve got to babysit him and his spending all his time shit posting on Twitter.
- Comment on Indiana Jones and the Great Circle - Gameplay Reveal Trailer | Xbox Dev Direct 2024 9 months ago:
Todd Howard? Wasn’t expecting that. Anywho, looks like this’ll mainly be in 1st person? That’s kinda neat actually, I don’t think we’ve had a 1st Indy before.
- Comment on Which is less religious: Xmas or Christmas? 10 months ago:
Just go back to first principles and celebrate the actual solstice.
- Comment on Epic is giving away 17 games as part of its holiday sale 11 months ago:
Yes, thank you, I’m well aware that internet randos are people. And I like not having to deal with them while I’m unwinding. Why is that a “problem”?
- Comment on Epic is giving away 17 games as part of its holiday sale 11 months ago:
I mean, I hate playing with internet randos anyway, so that’s not actually a downside for me.
- Comment on OpenAI's reported 'superintelligence' breakthrough is so big it nearly destroyed the company, and ChatGPT 11 months ago:
I’ll believe it when Judgement Day happens and I die
in nuclear firewhen the wi-fi turns against me. - Comment on OpenAI brings Sam Altman back as CEO less than a week after he was fired by board 11 months ago:
I’m still wondering why he was even fired in the first place. I’d thought that perhaps I just hadn’t paid proper enough attention and missed the reason, but nope, no reason was ever given.
- Comment on It shouldn't matter if people work multiple jobs. The former VP of HR at Microsoft shares how to react to double dippers — 'get over it.' 1 year ago:
Considering that it is apparently possible to be in charge of like 6 different companies at once and still spend your entire day shitposting on Twitter, corporate fatcats obviously aren’t actually supposed to do anything productive as part of their day-to-day tasks.
- Comment on God of War is coming to GOG 1 year ago:
Really? Huh, the about page still claims everything’s DRM free. Got any examples, so I know which games to not buy?
- Comment on How do you get the dry boogers out if you don’t pick your nose? 1 year ago:
Do it in the shower.
- Comment on Scottish independence to be on ballot paper at general election as SNP approves new strategy 1 year ago:
Is this the fabled Scexit?
- Comment on After decades of climate deception, Shell uses Fortnite to court demographic most concerned about climate change 1 year ago:
Never got the appeal of paying to watch internet randos faff about to begin with, so screw streamers in general?
- Comment on Musk refused to testify in Twitter stock probe — After being sued by SEC, says he wants US regulators to be punished 1 year ago:
What a fuckwit.
- Comment on We've been jammed! 1 year ago:
Raspberry! Only one man would dare give me raspberry! (lowers mask) Lonestar!
- Comment on Epic's Layoffs Should Be Blamed On A Quixotic Pursuit Of The Metaverse 1 year ago:
Because of Metaverse? Wow, that’s just sad.
Of course, I’ve got an Epic account specifically for the weekly giveaways, and have spent no money of my own (because fuck paying for DRM if I don’t have to). So I guess I’m also part of their problem? Meh.