get_off_the_phone
@get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Well... civilization's had a good run. 9 months ago:
Every time I have a fever, I vividly dream in the style of that dream sequence from Dumbo. Absolutely terrifying.
- Comment on Today on "Unsolved Mysteries"... 10 months ago:
Remember those curly telephone cords that stretched out to like 40ft when your mom walked around the house while on the phone and you had to dodge the cord like Catherine Zeta-Jones in Entrapment? And then the cord shrunk back to like 8ft when she hung the phone back on the cradle on the wall. And the next time your mom hung up the phone, the cord was like 10ft long with a bunch of kinks and twists. And the next time she hung the cord was like 12ft long and starting to bunch on the floor. And eventually there was like 30ft of telephone cord on the floor under the cradle that just gets kicked out of the way into the nearest corner and collects dust bunnies until the next time the phone rings and your mom answers and walks all around the house like she always does. (I could keep going but I don’t know where it will end.) Remember those curly telephone cords?
You need a curly ethernet cord like that for your watch. It could help to get around.
Also, what model watch do you have that has an ethernet port? My watch works fine but my gf is always complaining about a rock solid connection so I’m thinking about getting a new one.
- Comment on This 10 months ago:
Ok, maybe I’m ignorant, maybe I found the phrase “body fart” hilarious, maybe both. But can someone please tell me what is the difference between a regular fart and a body fart?
- Comment on New Lemmy trend incoming 10 months ago:
Yeah but I bet they ate their chili with spaghetti.
- Comment on A lesson in Input Validation 10 months ago:
Why do most of the comments in this thread match exactly with the comments in the linked reddit thread?
- Comment on A masterpiece 10 months ago:
:gfdd
- Comment on Cabdy land 11 months ago:
I bit and had to look up globglogabgalab. From what I can tell, globglogabgalab is a human monster from a Christian kids movie that consumes/eats ideas in books and sometimes consumes/eats people but the creator says it’s not an anti-book message but to me it seems to portray reading books something only monsters/bad-guys do. Idk, I’m not a kid but the inference was pretty obvious.
What I do know, globglogabgalab’s flow is sick.
- Comment on Listen here you little shit... 1 year ago:
- Comment on Please stop the ride, I want off 1 year ago:
Yummy. I was shoulder deep in that fuzz today. Seasoned with spiders and mouse poop. Extra delish.
- Comment on Regular loaves of bread have pre-slicing technology figured out, so what is it with bagels and English muffins? 1 year ago:
Yum crumbs. Unless you developed the touch.
- Comment on How would you fill these gaps? 1 year ago:
Monkey gunk is what we call it for some reason.