Beardsley
@Beardsley@lemmy.world
- Comment on I wish I could have a tractor car. 2 weeks ago:
Idk, he looks like a perfectly attractive man in my opinion.
- Comment on Amateur Entomologists 2 weeks ago:
This year they came out in droves, to the point where their sound was ear-splitting and drowned out most of the cars on the major road I live on. The sound is one of the worst things I have ever heard (intense bug phobia)… so yeah, fuck everything about this.
- Comment on Can’t upgrade your PC to Windows 11? Buy a new one, is Microsoft’s laughable solution 5 weeks ago:
Honestly, I’m afraid of how complicated it sounds and have no idea where to begin.
- Comment on Krillin 1 month ago:
Aw man, you’ve never been broke as fuck huh?
- Comment on “It’s sick” 3 months ago:
Sick can be used either to refer to something unfortunate (as in ill), or to refer to something really awesome. It’s just casual American slang.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 months ago:
I have 8 playlist I’ve been cultivating for like 6 years now, and it’s kind of hard to walk away from that. And I’ll fuck the dirt before I go back and re-make them lol.
- Comment on Nothing was off-limits for retro game ads 8 months ago:
I’ll fight anyone who says 1998 is retro. I’m getting old, but give me a few more years damn.
- Comment on Funimation Anime Streaming Service Is Shutting Down And Crunchyroll Is Raising Its Prices 9 months ago:
Might be a good idea to take up sailing or something…
- Comment on Smooth area on the bottom of my balls 9 months ago:
You just made a bunch of dudes touch their balls lol.
Probably the cycling thing tho.
- Comment on dont question the big orb 9 months ago:
I am over here, s Sir. That is a telephone pole.
- Comment on Inspired by Isaac Asimov’s Three Laws of Robotics, Google wrote a ‘Robot Constitution’ to make sure its new AI droids won’t kill us 10 months ago:
What happened, most likely, is, he screwed it up because he realized he couldn’t say “shame on me” without it being a soundbite on every news outlet. Better to appear dumb than personally apologetic to a national tragedy.
- Comment on And I will die on this hill. 10 months ago:
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. dun. dun. dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundundun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
A.I.D.S.
- Comment on What's the best answer? 11 months ago:
24
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- Comment on Archaeologists uncovered over 100,000 ancient coins, some more than 2,000 years old 1 year ago:
That’s fair, I take back the ancient part… but I’ve seen enough films to know that gold is guarded by malevolent spirits bent on revenge.
- Comment on Archaeologists uncovered over 100,000 ancient coins, some more than 2,000 years old 1 year ago:
Do you want ancient and terrible curses brought down upon yourself, your family, and possibly humanity? Cause this is how you get ancient and terrible curses brought down upon yourself, your family, and possibly humanity.
- Comment on Marvel’s Spider-Man 2 Devs Say Miles Morales Is the 'Main' Spider-Man From Now On - IGN 1 year ago:
He came into a thread filled with comic book Nerds, and now he’s mad he got his little butt spanked.
- Comment on Marvel’s Spider-Man 2 Devs Say Miles Morales Is the 'Main' Spider-Man From Now On - IGN 1 year ago:
drags cigarette “Zee neighborhood can go zave itzelf… HUH HUH OOO LALA OUI OUI”
- Comment on Marvel’s Spider-Man 2 Devs Say Miles Morales Is the 'Main' Spider-Man From Now On - IGN 1 year ago:
Ah forgot that one! Thanks much, you actually are more than just really, really good-looking.
- Comment on Marvel’s Spider-Man 2 Devs Say Miles Morales Is the 'Main' Spider-Man From Now On - IGN 1 year ago:
I fully realize how worthless a conversation this is, but it’s funny to see you reach for any reason to remain racist.*
People who acted as batman at one time or another that were not bruce wayne:
Dick Grayson Terry McGinnis Damian Wayne (Bruce’s son)
People who acted as Superman at one time or another that were not Clark kent:
Zod (fun one) Harvey Dent (really though) Kal Kent Lex Luther (another fun one) Jon Kent Conner Kent Val-zod Kenan Kong Calvin Ellis - this is my favorite in this case because he’s also black
People who acted as iron man, who were not Tony stark:
Weasel Willis Mary Jane Watson Ultron Iron Lad Pepper Potts Norman Osborn James Rhodes
People who acted as Captain America who were not Steve Rogers:
Bucky Barnes Danielle Cage Sam Wilson Misty knight John Walker Peggy Carter
I feel like that’s good enough. You think you got me with 007, but that’s based off of novels and not comics/sci-fi. And either way, clearly you’re ignorant to how fictional media functions, specifically relating to comic super-heroes.
- Comment on Marvel’s Spider-Man 2 Devs Say Miles Morales Is the 'Main' Spider-Man From Now On - IGN 1 year ago:
Why are you playing dumb? That’s how franchises work, thats how comics work, they switch actors and characters all the time. You pissed at Dr. Who? What about Batman? Some of those movies completely rework the character/backstory.
This happens all. the. time. without much worry at all. The only difference this time is that a minority group is getting the spotlight for like five fucking minutes while a bunch of idiots whine about it.
- Comment on Marvel’s Spider-Man 2 Devs Say Miles Morales Is the 'Main' Spider-Man From Now On - IGN 1 year ago:
Also, you know what’s really fucked up? Spider Man is American by cannon. Can you fucking believe they used a British actor for the current franchise?
WHO WILL PROTECT THE CANNON?!
- Comment on Marvel’s Spider-Man 2 Devs Say Miles Morales Is the 'Main' Spider-Man From Now On - IGN 1 year ago:
You do realize Peter Parker and Miles Morales are different people, right? So that really just leaves you with the argument that you’re mad because the focus has been shifted to a clack character.
Next you’ll tell me you’re mad that Gwen Stacy has blonde hair lmao.
- Comment on Marvel’s Spider-Man 2 Devs Say Miles Morales Is the 'Main' Spider-Man From Now On - IGN 1 year ago:
Right? Cause white people are super fucking under-represented… /s
Look at yourself, and get a grip, Bud.
- Comment on The Peasant Life 1 year ago:
Ah thanks, I fixeded. it
- Comment on The Peasant Life 1 year ago:
Yeah I’m with you here, but like we have a lot less plagues.
- Comment on China shares ambitious plans to double its space station as the ISS approaches the end of its life cycle 1 year ago:
Space trains fall under a different regulating authority than space stations, unfortunately.
- Comment on Russia, China, Iran state media see boost on X after removal of ‘state-affiliated’ labels 1 year ago:
Ah, that checks out. Thanks, Satan’s Maggoty Cum Fart!
- Comment on Russia, China, Iran state media see boost on X after removal of ‘state-affiliated’ labels 1 year ago:
Uh…what
- Comment on Tick tock 🕚 1 year ago:
I am tired of Earth. These people. I am tired of being caught in the Tanger of their lives.
