LordOfLocksley

@LordOfLocksley@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man arrested after fires at homes linked to PM⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Nonce? I don’t think that word means what you think it means

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally a map to show me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Link between breast size and obesity… I wonder who that is calling out… semi-United States of America

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Massive’ increase in pensioner shoplifters in past year⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sure glad they have their pension triple locked so it always goes up with inflation at the least…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I snapped you back in time 650 years right this very second, how would you use your current knowledge to succeed?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  England is in the midst of the Hundred Years war with France and considering I’m ~193cm and the average height of a man in England in the 14th century is about 171cm… looks like in getting my arse drafted and shipped off to France, to act as some kind of intimidating presence. That is until I have to swing a sword, which my body, that’s used to sitting in an office looking over excel spreadsheets, absolutely can’t do, so I get bum rushed/hit in the face with an arrow and die.

  That’s the most likely scenario.

  Worst case scenario, considering I don’t speak middle English or Latin, I’m treated as an enemy and locked up in a dungeon somewhere.

  I don’t think there is realistically a best case scenario

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The end is never the end is never the...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Touché

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The end is never the end is never the...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ummm not to nitpick, but that’s 29 minutes and 8 seconds of Family Guy funny moments

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mark Zuckerberg Says Social Media Is Over⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I just scrolled Facebook, and out of the 44 posts I came across 10 were from friends or pages I had liked. The rest was sponsored slop, or “you should follow this person” type posts.

  No wonder the social interaction is down, when less than a quarter of posts I come across are from the reason to have Facebook.

  I’m not friends with corporations, so don’t push me their shit.

  Prime Facebook was 2007 - 2011/12. When they started algorithm-ing friends posts, that heralded the end. I don’t care that I haven’t interacted with friend XYZ for a long while, I’m still interested in seeing their stuff equally as much as friend ABC who I interact with daily

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*dies of cringe*⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes

• When a pope dies are they being fired or promoted by the Boss?
  Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩ | ⁨8⁩ ⁨comments⁩
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump’s second state visit to UK to be disrupted by ‘even bigger’ protests⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Time to leave the eggs out in the sun