StewartGilligan

@StewartGilligan@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Baldur's Gate 3 has won Steam's 2023 GOTY Award⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Outstanding Visual Style should’ve been won by either Lies of P or Cocoon in my opinion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WhatsApp’s AI shows gun-wielding children when prompted with ‘Palestine’⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly, I can’t even say I’m disappointed. I’ve lost all hope in Facebook.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨851+351⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  After you get the answer as a fraction, press the SHIFT key to convert to decimal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wish humans could get firmware upgrades⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Patch Notes v2.0:

  • Fixed a bug where you would freak out for no reason. Anxiety levels now reduced by 50% - enjoy a smoother, calmer and more stable experience!

  • Upgraded memory capacity by 50%. Say goodbye to forgetting where you put your keys or your own name. You’re welcome!

  • Removed those pesky ‘Remember that time you embarrassed yourself in front of everyone?’ pop ups. Time to move on, folks! No more cringe-filled flashbacks from now on.

  Stay tuned for more updates on the Human OS and also a huge thanks to our contributors.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Streaming TV costs now higher than cable, as 'crash' finally hits⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, you mean to tell me that paying for a gazillion streaming services individually is somehow more expensive than bundling them all together with cable? Who could have seen that coming?

• Video games are one of the few places where failure motivates us to get back up. It's a temporary setback that allows you to keep going, teaching us resilience and the power of a second chance.
  Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩ | ⁨31⁩ ⁨comments⁩
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Social Media Has Run Out of Fresh Ideas⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Meanwhile Apple: Introducing the revolutionary new iSpoon, complete with a 4K OLDED touch screen and a built-in Siri that tells you how to chow your cereal properly. Starting at the low price of $1600 $1099.99.

  But of course, don’t forget to buy the iBowl, iPlate, and iNapkin as well, because who needs an ordinary cutlery set when you can have everything in true Apple fashion.

  (Disclaimer ⚠️: The iSpoon can only be used with the iBowl.)