zombie_kong

@zombie_kong@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should I just quit urban and social life for a rural and lonely life?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  This is exactly what we’re planning.

  I am done done done with the pressure, the incessant need for connection, only to reach out and find that people on the whole are just fucked up.

  Where are the relatively normal people?

  The measured people, the people who do not have a insane opinion about guns or politics or how people should live their lives?

  Where are the people who know right from wrong? Good from evil?

  It’s tiresome. I want to be friends with a donkey, stare at some landscape and see my days out in peace.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is the secret to a happy social-media experience?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  B.A.M.O

  Block and Move On.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How does someone with no experience learn to make food?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a cool book called The Ministry of Food or something by yer man Jamie Oliver.

  Taught me a thing or two.

  Tasty dishes, simple recipes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have just joined lemmy. What should I do next?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Have a nice sit down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Opinion] About Lemmy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Just go outside.

  Dear god.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't code.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh god no, not Salesforce. No no no.

  All of our other products.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't code.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Speaking of cool projects; build a lemmy app. It can be console app for simplicity.

  Not a bad shout. I see wefwef is a webapp. That could be worth exploring.

  Thanks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't code.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not giving up a 20+ year career in IT just because I haven’t yet found a way to learn how to code.

  There’s more than one way to teach a subject and it would be nice to have even a basic understanding of the mess I am supposed to be supporting,

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't code.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  My biggest problem is figuring out what I want to do with any coding skills. I have none, by the way, and I don’t even know where to start.

  Some of the usual responses when I state this:

  “Automate your work” - I work in Salesforce. Have you seen Salesforce? I’m not a multi faceted systems administrator constantly updating DNS records or working in Active Directory. “Write a cool app” - What cool app? What is “cool”? “Open dev tools and look around” - Why? Specifically, why?

  Also, learning programming is BORING. Most of the courses I’ve tried are so so stale and they aaallll end up explaining concepts in the same way.

  “This is a fleeble and it holds the sping, the sping tells the plus plus that it must do what the herbug says”.

  k.