CrimeIsLegalNow

Not enough “I’ll fucking kill you if you even LOOK at another god. Matter of fact, go ahead and cut off part of your dick to prove you love me.”

Fuck that and fuck you ♥️

I’d at least consider playing a Mass Effect gacha and I don’t care who knows it, the hornier the better

I’d call it tragic myself but I guess it is spooky season

Maybe next year…

The deeper cultural cut is that committing suicide by truck was both popular and almost always ruled as an accident instead of a suicide.

That’s called food everything is organic!

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The original title of Robinson Crusoe is “The Life and Strange Surprizing Adventures of Robinson Crusoe, of York, Mariner: Who lived Eight and Twenty Years, all alone in an un-inhabited Island on the Coast of America, near the Mouth of the Great River of Oroonoque; Having been cast on Shore by Shipwreck, wherein all the Men perished but himself. With An Account how he was at last as strangely deliver’d by Pyrates. Written by Himself.”

It’s just part of classical literary tradition.

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Huh, now that I think about it, both Robinson Crusoe and light novels spend a lot of time defending slavery…

Anime finally figured out all those otakus weren’t just shitposting about wanting to be stepped on.

Good for them.

Successfully overthrows the monarchy, installs his nepo baby son as successor.

Come on guy, you could have gotten that one thing right…

That’s because it’s all just waves anyways.