LordOfTheChia
@LordOfTheChia@lemmy.world
- Comment on Data contamination expert 👌 8 months ago:
Johnson! Why the hell is your report the most unintelligible thing I’ve read since nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer’s table
- Comment on Can't even buy chicken in peace 9 months ago:
linking your chicken purchase back to a wider consumer profile of you from other ad activity on the internet.
Based on the time spent on KFC.com, the lingering cursor sweeps over the images of chicken, and the occasional clicks to purchase, we have decided that is a fox
- Comment on Dangerously 10 months ago:
This is why you don’t leave Pillsbury dough tubes in a hot car.
- Comment on It's not easy 10 months ago:
Show some respect. His name is Murphy, and he’s a damn fine cop.
- Comment on Headlines be like 10 months ago:
I think they’re better. Way more fire, less brittle, and a more unique and much rarer stone.
First discovered 120 years ago in very tiny amounts in a meteorite crater, it wasn’t till the 90s that you could actually get a moissanite gemstone.
- Comment on Headlines be like 10 months ago:
I am also convinced that diamonds are a scam.
There’s a whole book about the scam and it’s available online:
www.2facetruth.com/…/prologue.htm
Was a very good read before I proposed.
- Comment on US Question: What happened to the HHS recommendation to the DEA to reschedule cannabis by the end of the year? 10 months ago:
The ball is in the DEA’s court. Some say it should be rescheduled by Spring:
- Comment on KFC be like... 10 months ago:
A lot. Just fried chicken chains are quite numerous:
- Comment on Humans Against Shitting 10 months ago:
There’s support groups for that.
- Comment on Task failed successfully? 10 months ago:
Same vibes as this
- Comment on What fun things can I do with an M.2 SSD and 2x4GB ram? 10 months ago:
"we had a vote and all my Nazi rhetoric using buddies agreed it was cool”
It’s an at least 12 year old reference:
- Comment on Why didn't SBF flee? 11 months ago:
“I can’t believe what a bunch of nerds we are… we’re looking up money laundering in a dictionary.”
- Comment on Shit story 11 months ago:
Found it:
- Comment on Can't remember the last time I wasn't tired 11 months ago:
Easy way to think about it is that 12 is actually the 0th hour.
0 AM and 0 PM make more sense.
I wish everyone just used military time.
0:00 to 23:59. Nothing to screw up.
- Comment on Oh Frittata! 11 months ago:
Something that only Charlie Sheen can save us from.
Or a kid that locked her knees while using the leg press machine.
- Comment on Sdrawkcab suseJ 11 months ago:
Lay his sweet head to rest in a bed of sauerkraut.
- Comment on Man strong 11 months ago:
It’s a pushup bar that lets you play fighting games with your nose.
- Comment on Man strong 11 months ago:
The model is just a relative of Phantom Limb.
- Comment on I want to talk in an American accent but how can I transition into it slowly for people who know me without them noticing a sudden change? 11 months ago:
Even better, find someone who talks in an American accent who wants to speak in a British accent.
Agree to no into each other in front of your friends, when you get up, switch accents.
- Comment on Why is anti-cheat always client-side? 11 months ago:
Also, server side anti-cheat computation costs the gaming company money.
Though you’d think some forms of cheating would be computationally inexpensive to detect, like teleporting and such.
- Comment on What is "FUD"? 11 months ago:
It depends on when you were around and reading geeky news sites. FUD came up often on Slashdot in relation to Microsoft:
- Comment on and the balls are stored in boxes 11 months ago:
- Comment on Microplastic overdose 11 months ago:
“That’s where they get ya. That’s why I always travel with extra cheese slices.”
- Comment on The only thing that matters 11 months ago:
Not sure why you’re getting down-voted:
npr.org/…/biden-signs-1t-bipartisan-infrastructur…
And
npr.org/…/senate-republican-votes-infrastructure-…
In the Senate, 100% of Party A voted for it. Party B saw 38% of their members vote for it and 62% voted against it.
axios.com/…/house-republicans-votes-infrastructur…
In the House, Party A saw nearly all their members vote to pass the bill with the opposers wanting a bigger investment in infrastructure than what was offered.
Party B saw 100s of their members vote against it while 19 voted for. Most of those opposed said it was not worth the cost.
But yeah, Party A = Party B /s
- Comment on Tax time 11 months ago:
I started a thread on asklemmy to find out what are alternatives to scummy Tax Services that lobby, but so far Tax Free USA seems like the one with the lowest cost (free Federal, $15 State) and while they are a member of a lobby group, the group has spent a fraction of what Intuit and H&R Block has to keep our tax returns complex.
Seems if I link the thread, my comment is hidden.
- Comment on Tax time 11 months ago:
Which is why they keep wanting to defund the IRS (example):
- It allows the wealthy to cheat on their taxes with less concerns of getting audited or if they do get audited, they can outspend the auditors.
- It would have de-funded this measure the IRS is getting ready to test which would allow Americans to figure out and pay their taxes without feeling compelled to go through middle men like Intuit and TurboTax.
- Comment on Disconnected (2023) 1 year ago:
Wonder who would do the voice of the CEO who was piloting the sub?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 year ago:
“Print Recipe” works better when available too. That puts the ingredients and steps in one page (usually).
- Comment on This urinal has advertisements 1 year ago:
- Comment on This urinal has advertisements 1 year ago:
For those who think this is a joke:
