Senex

@Senex@reddthat.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inside Mark Zuckerberg’s Top-Secret Hawaii Compound | WIRED⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But it would make a great movie!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inside Mark Zuckerberg’s Top-Secret Hawaii Compound | WIRED⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A live volcano chain is not somewhere I would build a bunker.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google DeepMind used a large language model to solve an unsolvable math problem⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Gold among the garbage” sums up AI very nicely.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How many of you actually use the headphone jack on your phone?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Daily. Mostly Spotify and Youtube or when I don’t want to listen to my wife.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ex-Twitter security head claims the company fired him to flout regulations⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Ex-Twitter” So now he’s a “Twas”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HP TV ads claim its printers are 'made to be less hated'⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh Brother, Where Art Thou!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon’s Edsel? The Tesla Cybertruck went on sale today⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t send it to the landfill! I bet you could make a few stainless steel sinks out of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon’s Edsel? The Tesla Cybertruck went on sale today⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I can confirm this. My friends neighbor had a DeLorean and it sat in the driveway covered in a tarp waiting for “parts” 98% of the time. I can count the times I saw him drive it on one hand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon’s Edsel? The Tesla Cybertruck went on sale today⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair, Tesla makes better vehicles than Playskool.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lucid dream startup says engineers can write code in their sleep. Work may never be the same⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I wrote a hit song with the Rolling Stones and was able to sing the whole thing when I woke up. It was gone by lunch time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon resellers ask Supreme Court to clarify where online businesses can be sued⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Where? Up the @$$, thats where.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Right-wing influencers pledge to bail out Elon Musk after Apple, Disney, others suspend advertising on X⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Tweets are now Sharts!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  No, desperation would be selling off old Twitter door handles for $50,000.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mozilla tells extension developers to get ready to finally go mobile⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Now if I could only reorder my Firefox bookmarks on my homepage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kendrick Lamar's company just dropped a limited-edition 'dumb' phone. It's already sold out.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s be honest, he could sell poop in a ziploc bag and his fans would buy it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google searchers of yore win $23 million privacy penalty⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Shrutebucks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Petition Calls on Microsoft to Extend Windows 10 Support | PCMag⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  My next computer will be Mint and open source programs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why Unity felt the need to “rush out” its controversial install-fee program⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  So…greed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'We don't have teachers' | This Austin private school lets AI teach core subjects⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  So just like Mal-Wart. No cashiers except the ones hanging around to fix the self-checkouts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk Offers to Also Ruin Wikipedia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Musk aint honey. He’s cornsyrup with honey flavoring.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spotify Removes Offensive Imagery But Keeps Transphobic Song Despite Outcry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I still remember them spouting about the “gay agenda” and nobody I asked knew what exactly this “gay agenda” was.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft now thirstily injects a poll when you download Google Chrome⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Scumbagily would be better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft now thirstily injects a poll when you download Google Chrome⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been playing with Mint on an old computer and I gotta say Linux is not as difficult as people think. All the programs I use work very well on Mint. When I eventually buy a new computer I’m gonna go completely Linux.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Democracy basically means⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

  Winston S. Churchill

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disconnected (2023)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Currently reserving my place in Hell for laughing at this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every individual should know how to cook.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  He spilt the zalt in the background too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The colour of the Sun is white⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Nerds trying to out-science each other. This is what I loved about Reddit. Thank you Lemmy, I feel at home.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK about bismuth subgallate, an "internal deodorant" that makes your stools and flatulence not smelly⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I save my cropdusting for the jerks that shop at Walmart. Clear the aisle and shop in peace!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How realistic is Star Trek’s Tamarian language? - Darmok and Jalad⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  The Magicians were one of those books where I hated most of the main characters but loved the series. The TV series was great even though they deviated from the books.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How realistic is Star Trek’s Tamarian language? - Darmok and Jalad⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  There was an episode of The Magicians where Elliot and Margot used this to communicate while being spied upon. I immediately thought of this episode of Star Trek.