In the past when deciding between VPN (as in proxy) providers I went with Mullvad because their ToS and Privacy Policy was by far the shortest.

So just the same I now checked all the related links, copy-pasted all the text into Writer (to use as a simple word counter), and found that Cloudflare sits at 22,490 words while Porkbun at 22,554 (excluding contact info).
So that’s not helping me make the decision.

The most commonly quoted average reading speed is 238WPM, so that’s around 95 minutes each…
…after which I should remember enough to compare them. Or take notes.