But Then I Jerked Off: An Ode to America

Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Dispassionate@quokk.au⁩ to ⁨theonion@sh.itjust.works⁩

https://disreport.com/articles/vlcyzo5g/but-then-i-jerked-off-an-ode-to-america