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Tonight’s Movies!

We begin tonight with Bill and Coo (1948), a trifle of a film notable mostly for having an all-bird cast. This one was a random find. Let’s see how it is. There are birds! After that, Boogie Nights (1997), written and directed by Paul Thomas Anderson, who has made some other movies. The playlist scene in this is one of the best evocations of tension and dread in any film I’ve ever seen. We follow Mark Wahlberg through the porno business in 1970s LA. Things are going great, until they aren’t. Let’s check it out! Plenty of death, possibly some dismemberment in this one.

Bill and Coo (1948)

Gratuitously lifted off Letterboxd:

The feathered residents of Chirpendale are terrorized by an evil black crow by the name of “The Black Menace”. But to the citizen’s rescue comes a brave young taxi puller named Bill! In other words, every single role in this film is played by birds. Actual birds.

Boogie Nights (1997)

Gratuitously lifted off Letterboxd:

Set in 1977, back when sex was safe, pleasure was a business and business was booming, idealistic porn producer Jack Horner aspires to elevate his craft to an art form. Horner discovers Eddie Adams, a hot young talent working as a busboy in a nightclub, and welcomes him into the extended family of movie-makers, misfits and hangers-on that are always around. Adams’ rise from nobody to a celebrity adult entertainer is meteoric, and soon the whole world seems to know his porn alter ego, “Dirk Diggler”. Now, when disco and drugs are in vogue, fashion is in flux and the party never seems to stop, Adams’ dreams of turning sex into stardom are about to collide with cold, hard reality.

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Bill and Coo (1948)

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I haven’t screened this one. We’ll see!

Boogie Nights (1997)

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  • Sexual assault, implied and explicit
  • End credit scenes
  • Jokes about sexual assault on men
  • Abused person forgives their abuser
  • Child abuse (“An older teenager is verbally abused by his mother, and another character is arrested for what’s implied to be CSEM.”)
  • Domestic violence (verbal abuse)
  • Abusive parents
  • Gaslighting
  • Addiction (cocaine addiction is a plot point)
  • Substance/alcohol use/abuse
  • Smoking
  • Drug use
  • Somebody is drugged
  • Somebody dies
  • Somebody overdoses
  • Infidelity
  • Death of a parent
  • Near-vomiting (no actual vomiting)
  • Curb-stomping
  • Anxiety attacks
  • Somebody struggles to breathe
  • Flashing lights
  • Shakey cam
  • Childbirth
  • Babies/unborn children
  • Homophobic slurs
  • Hate speech (see above)
  • Suicide
  • A minor is sexualized (Main character at the beginning is 17)
  • Incest kink (?)
  • Sexual content
  • Nude scenes
  • Sexual objectification
  • Somebody sexually assaulted onscreen
  • Sad ending (?)
  • Cars honking/tires screeching
  • Blood/gore
  • Gun violence
  • Seizures

IMDB Parental Guide

Sex / Nudity: Severe

- A main character is shown wearing tight Speedo underwear in a few scenes. - At a pool party men and women wear swimsuits and bikinis that show cleavage. - Scenes of pornography, although they are generally not overly graphic. Some thrusting and moaning, and several instances of topless female nudity. - A topless woman jumps out of a box during a magic show, and we see her nude briefly. - There is a sex scene in a car that is being filmed for a porno. The scene is not graphic and cuts to another scene frequently. Only a man’s buttocks is shown. - A high school couple is seen in bed, in their underwear. They are shown kissing a few times. The girl compliments the boy on how massive his penis is and how good he is at sex. But penis is not shown. - A boy imitates oral sex towards a girl in his class. She is very offended and she leaves the class. - Man and woman have sex, includes breast nudity, but no male nudity. It is filmed for a pornographic movie. - A man and woman have sex at a pool party where a man is on top of a woman, and a brief instance of his buttocks. Many people stand over them, watching. - A man asks a male and female teenager to have sex in front of him. The female strips off her dress, leaving her nude, and then climbs on top of the male. Full frontal female nudity. They start making out as the view moves to the man watching. - A man picks up another man in his car and asks him to masturbate in front of him. The man starts, but is told to do it faster and harder, but then says he cannot and stops. - A teenage boy says that men pay him to masturbate in front of them. - Two masturbation scenes, both of the same character. The first is somewhat uncomfortable, and the other is more disturbing than anything. - A totally naked woman asks a man to “fuck her in the ass”. He accepts but the act is never shown. Breasts and brief genitalia are shown during the scene. - Since it is a film about porn, there is frequent nudity throughout. - A pornstar shows his gigantic penis. Fully show however the actor did use a prosthetic. - Dirk (Mark Wahlberg) and Amber (Julianne Moore) film a sex scene for an adult film. Amber is laid over a desk as she makes comments about Dirks large penis. They take off their clothes and he begins thrusting, they’re both moaning loudly. She then tells him to finish inside her and he eventually does, moaning loudly. Scene is very long and graphic. Shows female breasts and full male rear nudity. - Heather Graham’s butt in underwear is focused on for a few seconds. - Lots of graphic discussions about sex and ejaculation, along with penis’s, breasts and vaginas. - Two scenes of non-graphic fellatio. And two scenes of non-graphic male masturbation. - Graphic sexual dialogue during much of the film, although it’s not overly vulgar. - A man seen in prison and it is implied he has beenremovedd. He is slapped and has blood on his face. - At the end of the movie. The main character takes his penis out of his pants in front of a mirror. Penis and pubic hair are visible, although the penis is prosthetic.

Violence / Gore: Severe

- A small shootout takes place where one man is shot in the shoulder with blood spurting. He falls to the ground and shoots another man multiple times in the chest, bloody bullet holes appear. Then he opens a door only to be shot in the stomach with a shotgun and killed. A big hole forms in his chest. - A woman overdoses and tons of blood can be seen pouring from her face. She starts spasming and it’s implied she dies. Bloody and disturbing. - We briefly see some blood on a woman’s legs when she’s giving birth. Shown for less than two seconds. - Some scenes of brutal bloody violence. - When a man shoots himself in the mouth, blood and brains realistically splatter on the wall behind him, however this is very brief. - A man is shown beaten and bloodied, sitting on a prison floor crying after he was presumably attacked andremovedd. - A man is brutalized by being viscously punched and kicked in the face several times. His face is very bloodied and he lies on the ground before a woman approaches him and repeatedly stomps on his head with roller skates, which is shown in close-up. Very intense and horrific. - In a short, but bloody shootout, two men are shot dead in the chest with blood spraying; and another is shot in the head. Blood and brain matter splatter on another man. A man is shown in a puddle of blood. - During a party, a man find his wife having sex with another man. He shoots her and the man out of view. He then walks in the living room of the house party and shoots himself in the mouth. Blood and brain is shown splattered on the wall. - A man is brutally beaten and kicked by a several men because they think he is homosexual. There’s blood on his face and mouth but there’s no severe injuries. There is eerie music played throughout the scene and it is more stressful and hard to watch than graphic. - A man shoots himself with a handgun, blood is shown. - The second half of the film takes a very dark and brutal turn. A man graphically kills himself, there are bloody shootouts, and people are graphically beaten to a bloody pulp. Blood, brains, etc. - Strong brutal violence is present in the second half of the film which can be extremely shocking. - It is important to note that while the first half of the film is deceptively lighthearted and calm, the final act of the film is very, very violent and bloody.

Profanity: Severe

- ‘Shit’ is said 23 times. - 9 uses of ‘ass’ including 1 in a sexual context. - 7 uses of ‘cock’ and 4 uses of ‘dick’. - 3 uses of ‘tits’. - 9 uses ofremoved - ‘Piss’ is said. - ‘Pussy’ is said. - ‘Slut’ and ‘whore’ are said. - 164 uses of fuck. - 2 uses of damn. - 6 uses of hell. - 1 use of bastard. - 8 uses of goddamn.

Alcohol, Drugs / Smoking: Severe

- A woman has some blood from her nose down to her chin after a cocaine overdose. - A character is shown smoking crack twice and is extremely high. - Lots of cocaine is show being packaged into bags - A character describes in graphic detail how a girl did so much cocaine that blood starting spraying out of her nose. - Three very brief interspersed shots of a liquor glass, pouring pills out of a bottle, and snorting a line of cocaine. - A woman smokes a cigarette while talking on the telephone, and a full wine glass is on a nightstand behind her. - A woman lays in bed after implied sex smoking a cigarette. - A man smokes a cigar while talking to another young man. - Two women take turns snorting several lines of cocaine and acting high. - A woman snorts cocaine and then tells a young man to snort cocaine even after he states he does not want to. When he says he wants a drink of water she says he must take another dose. - Non-stop, jarring and pervasive drug use, especially in the films second half. The drug use is graphic and seems without end in each and every scene after the first hour. - Cocaine is snorted multiple times throughout. Drug addiction plays a major role in the movie. - A number of characters are smokers and drinkers. Several scenes take place in a nightclub with some social drinking.

Frightening / Intense Scenes: Severe

- The scene at the drug dealer/gangster’s house is very intense due to the slow takes, firecrackers randomly going off, and the atmosphere of utter dread and claustrophobia, as well as the bloody shootout that ends up taking place. - Eddie’s being mistreated and berated by his mother is very intense. She messes up his room and he pins her to a wall and yells at her. Eddie then runs away. - A few emotional intense moments. - Some scenes are very frightning and intense. - Many scenes can be very intense to viewers. - By the second half of the film things get dark and intense. - The movie, for the first half, is a dark comedy; as it deals with topics involving pornography, associated sex over indulgence and drug addiction. The second half is an intense nightmare with relentlessly graphic violence and abuse. - The murder-suicide scene is very disturbing. - The scene where Little Bill kills his wife and then kills himself is easily the most disturbing and graphic part in the movie. - While in prison, Colonel James confesses to Jack in the visitation room that he has weakness for the small and cute, implying that he recorded or photographed underage models in the nude. This could be upsetting to some.

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