Archeologists in Reims, northeastern France, have found an unopened Roman sarcophagus with the remains of a woman and her funerary goods.
Archaeologists in France Have Discovered a 2nd-Century Roman Sarcophagus, Still Fastened Close With Lead Staples | Artnet News
Submitted 1 year ago by Pons_Aelius@kbin.social to archaeology@mander.xyz
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probablyaCat@kbin.social 1 year ago
Open it. This world needs to awaken the demon vampires to save us all.
Pons_Aelius@kbin.social 1 year ago
If they are an Anne Rice type vampire, they will be very weak after so long without a feed.
probablyaCat@kbin.social 1 year ago
Then we must help the poor thing recover. I suggest we start by giving them world leaders chosen by random dice rolls. Because I don't want to give them babies, but since the world leaders already feed on baby blood, they'll still get that rejuvenation.